The NEW host of the Price Is Right is...

conley · Post by **conley** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:22 pm

I am going to be the next host on the Price is right.......watch this.

Hey you......."Come on down!!"

See, I can do it.

Haggard · Post by **Haggard** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:09 am

=^-..-^= wrote:Steven Wright

Drew Carry

Dennis Leary â€“ "So, you don't like the Plinko game, huh? Is that what yer sayin, lady? You're up here up here in your tacky lookin' custom t-shirt because you're the only one of these morons in the row that could come within $300 of the askin' price on a grandfather clock that's not gonna' fit between the Dale Earnhardt poster and the Neon beer sign in your trailer, and you got the nads to think you are the final arbiter of taste on this tired daytime program? Huh? Is that what you're sayin, you fat cow without a life, except VFW Bingo night?"

Is this supposed to be read as though Dennis Leary is imitating a hillbilly? Now you know why comedy should be left to the experts. Werd.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 am

Most people could imagine in their head this being said by Dennis Leary. Sorry you're having trouble.

Now, let's see you do better. . . .

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:14 am

You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:18 am

EXCELLENT!

I'm in the land of pink bunnies right now! (With Dennis Leary )

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:22 am

Steven Wright.

"yes, you were the closest. woo-hoo. lets see what could win now. Oh boy, a new car. wow."

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:30 pm

And the turn signals work. . . . no they don't . . . yes they do . . . no they don't. . . . yes they do. . . . no they don't . . .

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:58 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

I think I love you