I'll get some actual pictures of my own gear up in a couple weeks, but for now....
Acoustic:
I got a 1965 Gibson LG-O a few months back, its so old and gnarly. The wood is alll soggy and the finish is dippin' in the cracks. I love it. Here's a photo of a similar body type but think more chocolate brown and weathered.

Electric:
I got a Telecaster a while back, got rid of it, missed it, got a new one, and never looked back. I made some modifications by placing a Seymour Duncan JB humbucker in the bridge positon and a three way toggle switch up on the horn.

What I want as my next axe:

Amp:
I used to have a Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier half stack, but back when I acquired the Gibson above I also acquired this. Fender Bassman Reissue tube amp, my clean sound has never...ever sounded as good as thing does. And its loud and fat as sh*t.

Effects:
Not going to talk much about 'em but here's some purty pictures.
Controlable Muff-ness!

Uncontrolable Muff-ness!

I loves me the octave sounds.

Wah, for those of us so uncoordinated that its impossible to use a Cry Baby.

i enjoy staying in tune, the gold standard.

I like velcro and thats what keeps my pedals attached to this fantastic investment.

My next pedal acquisition:
This pedal is pretty ridiculous, it'll replace my octaver. Its an octave pedal, but it also allows for chords with octave without it beind muddy. You can get a 12-string effect and an 18-string effect. You can also dial in a blend that makes your guitar sound like a Hammond B-3 organ, drool.

Various other goods:

i wouldn't be caught dead with any other brand or color.

How are those Muff pi's on noise? I've had Dunlop and Dallas Arbiter Fuzz Faces, and I've got an Octavia right now. All too noisy, can't do a double-stop without turning to mush. Do they make less unwanted noise? I've never tried one.
Edit- I should read in greater detail. I blame Evelyn Wood, and a limed up Bunn Pour-O-Matic.