Bludspyre show

[Bludspyre2006]

Hey all of Fort Wayne.
If you aren't busy on the 22nd with your nonsense shite come to the one-and-only Jam Crib and see three heavy-metal rockin' bands for five bucks. Yes, the price may be steep for some but with a line-up like this you can't resist. Here is a short laydown of the three bands.


BLUDSPYRE- This new quartet of misfits spawned from the depths of Fort Wayne, IN, has come out and have already shown some of this town a kick in the nuts and a swifter kick in the ass. The demonic screams and lamenting preachings of StG fill the room with noise only heard in the pits of hell. The Dimebaggish-style of Tonez makes your milk curdle in seconds and bring the presence of Dimebag Darrel Abbot to the room. The low-growling bass of Tim Winchester's 5-string makes the roar of a train sound like a dog's squeaky toy, and "Mad Mike" Delia's war-style drums makes you want to go (as Phil Anselmo said) "F@#$ing HOSTILE!". Come and see the band kick your ass, stitch you up, and kick you in the nuts for the pain, pleasure, and psychotics of BLUDSPYRE. They have come for your souls.



ZEPHANIAH- This band has blown the minds of many and will continue to warp many more. The heavenly vocals of James Bishop make the angels seem like off-key nuns, and accompanying him are dueling guitars of Alex Volz and Justin Zych- battling riffs like the Union and the Confederacy. Backing the battle of the guitars is Thomas Seabold and his tremorous bass riffs, keeping the band in Kirby's Dreamland, but this band is not complete without the drumming of Justin Wells. Together these Angels of War form the band Zephaniah. Prepare to be amazed. They have come for your minds.




DILATE- These kings of southern sludge have come to turn the JamCrib on it's hindend. With the vocals produced like that of the gods by Corey, backed with guitar riffs that would make Jerry Cantrell shiver with goosebumps by T.J., and a accompanying bass that sounds like a detonated bomb executed by Josh, and fulfilled with a drum beat that would make Vinnie Paul nut himself. These guys are in the Battle of the Bands and are going to play with the one and ONLY JACKYL, and the other bands have the honors of playing with Gods in the making. This DILATE and they have come to perform and destroy you all.





When: July 22nd, 2006 @ 9pm
Where: Jam Crib on Anthony Blvd, Fort Wayne, IN 46801

Be there or don't show up to the best night of fothermucking metal.


from StG

[fragile_funk]

Not only was the some fine writing, but I will also be there!