My 14 yr old son visited his High Skool's gaming club yesterday morning, where they were playing MAGIC the Gathering.
The night before, he had downloaded a pic of Chuck Norris and a Magic card, and made up his own Magic Chuick Norris Card.
He slammed the card on the playing table and said, "I win! - Chuck Norris beats all!
Funny Chuck Norris Story
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Funny Chuck Norris Story
"Yesterday Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's proof-reader was improving my punctuation for me, & I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray." -Mark Twain
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
Unfortunately in this context Chuck Norris does not defeat all. The only way to truly win that game is to not play.
This system cannot be reformed or voted out of office because reforms and elections do not challenge the fundamental causes of injustice.
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