If I lived in South Carolina, I would move...

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:45 pm

http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2796

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:52 pm

JUDGE: Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

MISS SOUTH CAROLINA: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq -- everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should... our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. -- or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future...

[AC SLATER removes microphone]

MISS SOUTH CAROLINA: ... for our children.

AC SLATER: Thank you very much, South Carolina.

[applause]

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:01 pm

I didn't even notice that was AC Slater, that makes it even forking funnier.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:35 pm

Marry a doctor, honey; marry a doctor. . . .

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:46 pm

i'm sorry what?

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:15 pm

Pay attention to Slater's facial expressions...it looks like he's about to lose it. It would take everything I had to keep from beating her with the microphone (and copping a feel).

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:23 am

Buah ha ha ha ha ha!

That is just too funny (and a bit sad). That will haunt her for the rest of her life.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:48 am

She'll host a trivia gameshow within the next year.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:04 am

The_Dude wrote:She'll host a trivia gameshow within the next year.

"Are You Smarter Than a Beauty Pageant Contestant"

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:58 am

Yeah, this was in the New York Times yesterday too. Apparently, she was having a blond moment. She's allegedly an honors student with a 3.9 GPA. . .I don't believe it for a trucking minute!

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:42 pm

Where'd she go to school? The Iraq?

Cale · Post by **Cale** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:53 pm

Eh, she's way too beautiful not to be successful. I wouldn't worry about it.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:57 pm

The_Dude wrote:Where'd she go to school? The Iraq?

I think it was somewhere in Such As actually.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:02 pm

Garr wrote:Yeah, this was in the New York Times yesterday too. Apparently, she was having a blond moment. She's allegedly an honors student with a 3.9 GPA. . .I don't believe it for a trucking minute!

3.9 in High school? Big forking deal, I was an honor student too and I never did homework, partied my ass off and graduated after 7 semesters. High school is a forking joke, everyone should be an honor student.

The only kind of video that should be captured of this chick is her taking shots in the mouth from about 17 guys.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:14 pm

That's the best quote to ever come out of your mouth/fingers, Seve.