ouch!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:19 pm

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEno ... 22&sp=true

Free $50,000 Practice Account.MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's p*nis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

but those are funny...

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:31 pm

heheheh

I know a few on here who think *I* am a flaming d*ck.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:02 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:heheheh

I know a few on here who think *I* am a flaming d*ck.

I know I do.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:10 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:heheheh

I know a few on here who think *I* am a flaming homo.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:28 pm

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:30 am

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:25 am

Fir-agra!

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:21 am

Personally, I don't like any part of me set on fire. But that's just me.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:31 am

I smoke after sex.

Once, I burst into flames.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:36 am

fire crotch.