Man Smuggles Monkey Onto Airplane Under His Hat...

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:33 pm

...presumably a big yellow one. It's so gratifying to see how well all the new airport security is working.

echosauce1 · Post by **echosauce1** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:18 pm

At least the monkey was well behaved. I'd hate to think the man would have had to resort to spanking his monkey on the plane. That would just be uncalled for.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:34 pm

Maybe the man didn't know the monkey was there.

Damned sneaky monkeys!

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:20 pm

"Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," she said.

What? I can't hear you. This monkey is screaming in my ear!

Someday, all primates will be welcome on jet liners. Until that bright day, we can only hope, we can only hope. . .

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:37 am

I prefer to smuggle monkeys in my pants.