"I've literally gotten laid just for making this guitar."
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while....
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This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while....
http://cgi.ebay.com/Custom-Fender-Rattl ... dZViewItem
"I've literally gotten laid just for making this guitar."
"I've literally gotten laid just for making this guitar."
"brad!
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...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic
www.bradjonesbass.com
http://groups.myspace.com/northeastindianabassplayers
www.myspace.com/bassjones
www.myspace.com/whitehotnoise
www.esession.com/bradjones - hire me for your session from anywhere in the world.
" I have seen Bass guitars that were not as good as this one go for over $5,000 dollars!!! "
Yeah, and I saw Elvis at the gas station.
"It's even made from the skin of the deadliest snake in North America. People Literally risked their lives to create this guitar."
Yeah, they could have accidently looped the end of the pole snare over their pecker while drinking the night before.
"This is a serious axe made for professional use."
Yep, when I see snake on a bass, I always think 'Juliard-trained.'
"I want to make sure this guitar goes to a good home where she will be treated right. If you go Kurt Cobain on this bad boy and smash it I mayhave to hunt you down."
But only after the cases of beer run out that I buy with profits from this bass auction, then I will have probably forgotten about it.
"This is the first Bass I have done so it will be labeled accordingly. Meaning GB00071."
Stands for 'Get Beer, 00071 IQ.'
"Everytime I make another one similar to this guitar it will cause this one to increase in value."
'Git the plane tickits Bertha, mah bass done went up in value bah 10 dollerz. We cain retire to thait fancy schmancy trailer park you was wntin' tah liv eyin!'
"Truly an amazing piece for any private guitar collector!"
I keep it here next to my bass covered with spotted owl feathers.
"I've literally gotten laid just for making this guitar."
Inflatable dolls don't count, bud.
"I may send a stick with the guitar to the winning bidder so they will have something to beat all the ladies off with this."
Cuz nuthin sayz to the ladies 'prime dependable father and husband material' more than a bass covered in snake. But yes, you will be beating something – alone.
Yeah, and I saw Elvis at the gas station.
"It's even made from the skin of the deadliest snake in North America. People Literally risked their lives to create this guitar."
Yeah, they could have accidently looped the end of the pole snare over their pecker while drinking the night before.
"This is a serious axe made for professional use."
Yep, when I see snake on a bass, I always think 'Juliard-trained.'
"I want to make sure this guitar goes to a good home where she will be treated right. If you go Kurt Cobain on this bad boy and smash it I mayhave to hunt you down."
But only after the cases of beer run out that I buy with profits from this bass auction, then I will have probably forgotten about it.
"This is the first Bass I have done so it will be labeled accordingly. Meaning GB00071."
Stands for 'Get Beer, 00071 IQ.'
"Everytime I make another one similar to this guitar it will cause this one to increase in value."
'Git the plane tickits Bertha, mah bass done went up in value bah 10 dollerz. We cain retire to thait fancy schmancy trailer park you was wntin' tah liv eyin!'
"Truly an amazing piece for any private guitar collector!"
I keep it here next to my bass covered with spotted owl feathers.
"I've literally gotten laid just for making this guitar."
Inflatable dolls don't count, bud.
"I may send a stick with the guitar to the winning bidder so they will have something to beat all the ladies off with this."
Cuz nuthin sayz to the ladies 'prime dependable father and husband material' more than a bass covered in snake. But yes, you will be beating something – alone.
"Yesterday Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's proof-reader was improving my punctuation for me, & I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray." -Mark Twain
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
I don't know, I just saw http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episode ... 9bc3e6001d and I think it beats the listing in the funny department...
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In-frikin-genius!deek wrote:I don't know, I just saw http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episode ... 9bc3e6001d and I think it beats the listing in the funny department...
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