Dear ________:

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:03 pm

Dear License Branch:

thanks for taking my information and charging me the
$21.00 drivers license renewal fee, filling out
all the paperwork and then informing me that it
might be a little while (2+ hours) because their
computer that takes the photos was down.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:44 pm

Dear Therese M. Brown Clerk of the Allen County and Superior Courts,

Thank you for Summoning me to Jury Duty. It will be nice for once to go to the court house and not be taken to jail or have to sit on trial before a judge.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:43 pm

sevesd93 wrote:Dear Therese M. Brown Clerk of the Allen County and Superior Courts,

Thank you for Summoning me to Jury Duty. It will be nice for once to go to the court house and not be taken to jail or have to sit on trial before a judge.

I know her if you need a favor or anything. We graduated college together.

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:14 pm

Dear Whammy award & Work gods:

Please let me get out of work before 8M tonight

Julie

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:17 pm

dear julie,

I appologize, but this year I will not be able to be your shadow at the Whammy awards.

Hearts.
Al

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:04 pm

Dear media outlets...

Anna Nichole Smith is still dead.

And we don't give a giant rat's hiney....at all.

Nope. Not one bit.

Call me when someone who *contributed* to society bites it.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:08 pm

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:10 pm

hehehehe

I almost posted that very picture.

well played.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:58 pm

dear media outlets:

(additional update)

Britney is follically challenged and enjoys rehab yo yo

angski · Post by **angski** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:20 am

Dear a$$hole that stole my Sunday paper,

If you really needed a paper that bad all you had to do was ask and I'd gladly hand it over.

Thanks d*ck,

ang

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:18 pm

Dear wannabe shredder that was making all sorts of racket in Guitar Center around 4:00 PM Saturday afternoon. YOU SUCK!! Yes, you were moving your fingers very quickly, however you played nothing resembling music, not even a simple scale. You made me feel bad for the poor saps that work there for having to tolerate idiots like you all day long.

P.S. YOU SUCK!!!!

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:05 pm

...my boss,

when i come in to work tomorrow, i will inform you that i am quitting four days sooner than expected.

thanks for the memories and stuff,

A

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:07 pm

bassjones wrote:Dear Guitar Center YOU SUCK!!
P.S. YOU SUCK!!!!

fixed

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:52 am

Dear BassJones,

You actually admitted to going to Guitar Center?

Sincerely,
Your Reputation

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:18 am

Dear Atherton,

May I have your old job?

Garr