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A few of my favorites:
Oh... I'm really hoping my grandson is gay!
I wish there were more dudes at this party.
Any of you nuns got some blow?
Do you sell O'Douls by the keg?
Anybody else jerk off to "The View" this morning?
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That diagraming sentences thing we did back in English Class – now, THAT'S a skill I've used all of my life. . . .
All NEW episodes of 'According to Jim?' THAT'S what I've been missing on Wednesdays nights!
You were HOW drunk after that party Friday night? Oh, please go on; I am fascinated by these kinds of stories!
To our Senator on his 75th birthday, a rocket pack fo' the dude who was right when he said saggin' would never go outa style. . .
No, I don't care about the lyrics, I just listen to Christian radio for the great musicianship.
All NEW episodes of 'According to Jim?' THAT'S what I've been missing on Wednesdays nights!
You were HOW drunk after that party Friday night? Oh, please go on; I am fascinated by these kinds of stories!
To our Senator on his 75th birthday, a rocket pack fo' the dude who was right when he said saggin' would never go outa style. . .
No, I don't care about the lyrics, I just listen to Christian radio for the great musicianship.
"Yesterday Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's proof-reader was improving my punctuation for me, & I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray." -Mark Twain
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."