Weight loss drink?

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:42 am

Enviga is a green-tea based, caffeinated, carbonated drink currently in testing by the Coca-cola company. According to one executive, it is claimed to burn 60 to 100 calories per 3 x 12-oz serving by speeding up the user's metabolism.

It's some good marketing but will this really work? I imagine to a small extent it does but will this help some fatty drop the pounds?

learn more here:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 02,00.html

tiny · Post by **tiny** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:18 am

Hey....

Speaking as a big-boned American, I gotta tell you that unless this stuff tastes like liquified ass, I'll try it for a while. Even after recently cutting my soft drink intake to one or two a day, I expect I'll cut several hundred calories out of my diet. Any metabolic improvement would be a bonus.

I'll report on progress, unless the taste makes me want to keep my slow metabolism...then I'll just drink Sunkist Orange till my heart explodes.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:19 am

I bet its got a laxative in it.

I just dropped 30 pounds since the start of school due to stress, get stressed America!

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:30 am

Stress has the opposite effect on me.

I'd buy the drink. I'm a sucker for all that sh*t

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:37 am

can i mix it with booze?

tiny · Post by **tiny** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:21 pm

Al, you silly youth.....

Don't you know that you can mix ANYTHING with booze?!?

Youngsters use Red Bull.....Seniors use Metamucil....but it ALL works.....

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:25 pm

I bet its got a laxative in it.

They say it works by thermogenesis, which I thought was the thing that brought Spock back to life...but I guess it also helps you lose weight.

Some thermogenesis info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermogenesis

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:27 pm

sharkmansix wrote:
They say it works by thermogenesis, which I thought was the thing that brought Spock back to life...but I guess it also helps you lose weight.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:50 pm

This fatass is going to give it a shot. I'll start ordering these with my triple whopper w/ cheese and extra mayo, add bacon... just kidding... I hate Burger King.

WaitUntilTomorrow · Post by **WaitUntilTomorrow** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:53 pm

I have a question. Why don't we just go for a walk instead of ingesting some nasty ass chemicals into our bodies?

Having said that, I'm off to McDonald's to win $10,000!

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:56 am

WaitUntilTomorrow wrote:I have a question. Why don't we just go for a walk instead of ingesting some nasty ass chemicals into our bodies?

Having said that, I'm off to McDonald's to win $10,000!

exercise = free increase of metabolism

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:05 am

Why don't we just go for a walk instead of ingesting some nasty ass chemicals into our bodies?

Because 3M is building us a better future!

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:43 pm

sharkmansix wrote:
Why don't we just go for a walk instead of ingesting some nasty ass chemicals into our bodies?
Because 3M is building us a better future!

AHAHAHA..

"But.. eating!"

"Mitchell honey, put your shoes on, we're home"

"Cedar lattice, works every time"

Dude, I could go all day with mst3k mitchell quotes, but I have to leave it at the scene where the hooker comes over and his gun falls out his pantleg. It hurts to think about that one.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:46 pm

I lose weight every morning after my first cup of coffee.

TMI?

It's steamy, hot, dark brown, aromatic and fresh.

Like coffee should be.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:48 pm

^ LOL! My favorite is this:

"Are all these guns loaded?

No, they're randomly loaded...it's a game I play."

That and

"How do you like you scotch?

By the quart!"

I miss good MST3K.