some guy on myspace...

[QWETTY]

...posted a bulletin about religion/god/whatever. ok no problem, im bored i decide to read. To read this you have to go to the bottom and read up... but i thought it was kinda funny. (im moses, hes ehh not)

the newest mesege doesnt say who its from, but this was his answer : i think its a bit of both.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Moses
Date: Aug 10, 2006 9:20 AM

tricking ppl into guilt or tricking them into religion?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Master Fly Dazzle
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:57 AM

idk. i guess its 2 have ppl open it cuz they think its something else



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Moses
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:54 AM

j/ wondering why u have to be over 12 to belive in god?



----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Master Fly Dazzle
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:49 AM

Why do we sleep in church but...when when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored to look at a Christian magazine..but so easy to read a playboy magazine?.. Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace messages...yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller...but bars and clubs are growing??.... Think about it...are you going to repost this or ignore it because you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you.
Repost this "dont look if your under 12"
if you truly love God and you know he's always there
The lord said "Deny me if front of your friends and i will deny you in front of my father."
think about it

[flapjacks]

you just wasted my time

[QWETTY]

that post... yes that wasted MY time, far more valuable.

[The Hand of Poo]

Just remember God is always watching you.

Along with Santa and the Govt... Is anybody NOT always watching me? I wonder if God shares info with Santa like the FBI and Homeland Security have to.

[Morphine Child]

God won't be laughing when I flash my "get into Heaven Free" ticket I got from a coworker. We'll see who's been tricked then. HA!

[rezin]

hmm...

from my observations, churches seem to be getting much bigger...

rediculous if you ask me...

biggest church gets first dibs on the ride to heaven!