My Nuts!

[MynameisJenn]

Today at 11:41 am I kicked Brenn Beck in the nuts...it was glorious, at first it was just going to be a fake-out; never underestimate the slipping power of mules. My right shoe glided through the air as the two of us watched the oncoming impact between my shoe and Brenn's nuts. At first there was shock and disbelief, then it progressed to humor, finally at 1:05pm I got what was coming. A piece of a strawberry muffin relentlessly crushed into the side of my head, crumbs cascading down into my shirt. If a few weeks from now you see me with a strawberry bush growing out of my ear you'll know why now.

[Sankofa]

I just want to state for the record that "MY NUTS!" is a registered trademark. Sturm and Chelsa (not to mention the matriarch of Asakusas) can verify.

[jewlee138]

A piece of a strawberry muffin relentlessly crushed into the side of my head, crumbs cascading down into my shirt. .

that's hotter than the kick to Brenn's balls for sure.

[Al Quandt]

If a few weeks from now you see me with a strawberry bush growing out of my ear you'll know why now.

No thats even hotter

[sharkmansix]

that's hotter than the kick to Brenn's balls for sure.

^ Ditto.

[MynameisJenn]

The best part is he is out of town right now and doesn't have internet access til monday!

[Sankofa]

^some people are more devious than others...