What Jeff Kills.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:37 am

Talk about an awesome blog. This guy has been keeping a current list of everything his cat is able to bring down and kill.

Woah, I'll warn you most of the images are graphic and possibly NSFW. (They aren't nudie pics but rather eviserated animals brought down by Jeff.)

http://whatjeffkilled.com/index.html

He's cute and deadly!

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:40 am

That's funny.

My dad's name is Jeff & that reminded me of him.

Dad & one of his kills^

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:42 am

sick and twisted. love the one with the steak on the grill.

Myrddin · Post by **Myrddin** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:11 pm

That is completely f'ed up and disturbing....and f'ing AWESOME! Sweet.

Reminds me of all the mouse sacrifices from Fairfield.

Grindspine · Post by **Grindspine** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:44 pm

I hate cats and think that they're the one thing that should be legal to hunt.

Myrddin · Post by **Myrddin** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:09 pm

Grindspine wrote:I hate cats and think that they're the one thing that should be legal to hunt.

You sick sad man.......

Grindspine · Post by **Grindspine** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:32 pm

I'm sick and sad?

He who casts the first stone... And glorifying this guy who is in turn glorifying his cat (which is a domestic cat) killing things isn't?

It's all well and good in nature for things to kill. But f**k people showing off "oh, my cat can kill something 1/10th its size" on the 'net. Guy needs a new forking hobby or something else to make his balls feel big.

And cats are the most annoying creatures ever as far as domesticated animals go. They don't listen worth a sh*t. They shed too much. They make furnature smell like cat piss.

No thanks. You people can keep your internet small animal carcasses and cat piss smell to yourselves.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:01 am

you were bitten as a child, weren't you?

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:08 am

wow, Grind.......
that's all.
just.......... wow.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:31 am

Our cat doesn't smell like piss or even shed that much.

She has however killed a spotted owl and a bald eagle.

And I think maybe one of the Olsen twins.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:42 am

He who casts the first stone... And glorifying this guy who is in turn glorifying his cat (which is a domestic cat) killing things isn't?

It's all well and good in nature for things to kill. But f#ck people showing off "oh, my cat can kill something 1/10th its size" on the 'net. Guy needs a new f*#king hobby or something else to make his balls feel big.

And cats are the most annoying creatures ever as far as domesticated animals go. They don't listen worth a sh*t. They shed too much. They make furnature smell like cat piss.

No thanks. You people can keep your internet small animal carcasses and cat piss smell to yourselves.

It's aparant you didn't read the disclamer.

It's not his cat, it's a tomcat that has claimed his backyard. He doesn't seek out the kills; they're brought back to him as a token. As for putting it on the internet, it's interesting.

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:56 pm

Trauma Queen-

I'm digging your new signature. Truly outrageous, indeed.

Myrddin · Post by **Myrddin** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:24 pm

Grindspine wrote:I'm sick and sad?

He who casts the first stone... And glorifying this guy who is in turn glorifying his cat (which is a domestic cat) killing things isn't?

It's all well and good in nature for things to kill. But f#ck people showing off "oh, my cat can kill something 1/10th its size" on the 'net. Guy needs a new f*#king hobby or something else to make his balls feel big.

And cats are the most annoying creatures ever as far as domesticated animals go. They don't listen worth a sh*t. They shed too much. They make furnature smell like cat piss.

No thanks. You people can keep your internet small animal carcasses and cat piss smell to yourselves.

Wow I was just joking. Damn.....

Plus there is nothing wrong with an independant creature. Hell humans don't listen worth sh*t and can have quite an unpleasent odor....

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:45 pm

Excellent photography and props to the cat for stealing his roommate's steak.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:15 am

Grindspine wrote:I'm sick and sad?

He who casts the first stone... And glorifying this guy who is in turn glorifying his cat (which is a domestic cat) killing things isn't?

It's all well and good in nature for things to kill. But f#ck people showing off "oh, my cat can kill something 1/10th its size" on the 'net. Guy needs a new f*#king hobby or something else to make his balls feel big.

And cats are the most annoying creatures ever as far as domesticated animals go. They don't listen worth a sh*t. They shed too much. They make furnature smell like cat piss.

No thanks. You people can keep your internet small animal carcasses and cat piss smell to yourselves.

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the kitty bed this morning. . .

I'm sending you a catnip mouse to calm your nerves. . . .