Zen Ramblings

zenmandan · Post by **zenmandan** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:53 am

Please stop whistling. You suck at it. Period. There are only a handful of people on this planet that can justify their whistling, and you are certainly not one of them. I can't sing. I'm not sitting in the doctor's office, singing along to the Sound of Music, am I? You don't hear me walking around in the mall, belting a badly out of tune rendition of Brown Eyed Girl on my trumpet, do you? Why do you feel that you can? Just because it is whistling, I suppose. The whistle should be treated the same as any other musical instrument. It should be practiced. Perfected. Especially if you are going to invade my auditory senses with your incomprehensible "musical" ramblings. You're probably the same guy that whines and complains about other peoples cell phone ring tones, and how unbelievably annoying they are. Guess what. Your whistling is worse. At least the ring tones are in tune. At least they have rhythm. At least you can shut them off, or hit the mute button when in the doctor's office. Not you. Your just keep going. I wish someone would force feed you about a dozen Saltines.

QWETTY · Post by **QWETTY** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:10 am

touche... that was... the truth?

lol

deek · Post by **deek** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:56 pm

And where did the "zen" come into those ramblings?

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:32 pm

Whats next? Humming? Finger snapping? Foot tapping? Moving your lips while you read? Unsyncopated eye blinking?

God forbid clapping on the one and three.

Its madness I tell you... MADNESS!!!!

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:13 pm

...and someone needs a nap...

zenmandan · Post by **zenmandan** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:55 pm

The "Zen Ramblings" title comes from the sense of irony that it is definately not Zen.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:05 pm

^ nice touch!