Corrupted Wish Game

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:11 pm

Granted, but it changed it into this really ugly poly/cotton blend suit that didn't match any of the other planets.

I wish I didn't make such an ass out of myself last night.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:18 pm

Granted. But you have lost your status as SUPER FAN.

I wish Irish Mist didn't taste so damn good.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:50 am

Granted but now it tastes sooooo good that you gained the status of SUPERFAN

I wish I didn't have bar ADD or ADHD (so it goes-Vonnegut)

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:55 pm

Granted but you get memory loss instead.

I wish I didn't worry about things so much.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:19 pm

Granted, but now you projectile spit whenever you talk.

I wish this weekend hadn't been so boring.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:30 am

Granted, but somehow you seemed to overbook yourself as always and end up sorely disappointing someone.

I wish I could have the ability to multi-task.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:18 am

granted, but now you're wet wired to a motherboard and are given the task of running the data for all of the censuses since the start of time.

I wish I was Johnny Mnemonic.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:52 pm

Granted, But everyone just points and stares because you have a booger hanging out of your nose.

I wish I had my own personal planet.

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:01 pm

Granted, but to make money you allow tourists to your planet and get nothing but hideous stupid people.

I wish I was back at a Two-tone concert in 1980 England.

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:06 pm

going back knowing what you know now or just being apart of the times?

i wish they made cooler hair dyes!

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:07 pm

Granted, But it's rainy and cold and all people do is kick you for no apparent reason.

I wish I could shoot whoever I wanted and get away with it ... how evil it would be ...

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:10 pm

for lowlife

Granted, but you'd be color blined and never know the difference.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:20 pm

granted, but you're on a firing squad and next up: your parents.

I wish I could levitate things with my mind.

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:23 pm

Granted, but while levitating a largely obese woman, you'd get distracted and she'd fall on you.

I wish I knew the truth about what has happened throughout all of history.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:24 pm

Granted, But you always drop them on your head .... dang thats got to hurt!

I wish men knew what it was like to pluck their eyebrows