Corrupted Wish Game

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:39 pm

Granted, but you would be in a fishbowl in my room!

I wish I was the best bassist EVER!

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:16 pm

Granted, but Jaco Pastorius is dead so...unless you want to spend the rest of your life trying to get out of a coffin somewhere, you might want to change your wish.

I wish that I had magic pants.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:02 pm

Granted but your magic pants make you dance like William Hung night and day.

I wish I didn't slouch.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:46 pm

As long as I'm dancing like I'm Hung, I don't care!

Granted, but now you snort every time you drink a carbonated beverage.

I wish I had a job.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:47 pm

Granted, Showgirl is always looking for a new jizz-mopper.

I wish I could get a 55 gallon drum of diesel fuel to our office in New Orleans.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:36 pm

Granted, but you have to use illegal aliens to butt smuggle it one condom at a time.

I wish I knew the names of every female stripper in the world.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:09 am

Granted, but you also have to listen to their pathetic sob stories used to extract cash from wallets with the effect of greased lightning!

I wish I didn't have to grant my own wishes.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:10 am

Granted, but in return I get to ninja star your testies MUWHAHAHAHA!!

I wish I had super powers.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:01 am

your super powers include the ability to fall forever, your name will be Autumnul Hellion

I wish I could breath inside jello.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:07 am

Granted...but is it really all that it's cracked up to be?

I wish more people would dance at shows!

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:15 am

Granted, but then you have the 300 Pound North American Garr-animal doing it's native tribal stomp dance and killing countless innocent bystanders.

I wish I could dance better than a simple headbanger's stomp.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:37 pm

Granted. But it's ballroom dancing and people question your heterosexuality. (even more) j/k

I wish I knew where my pants are.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:17 pm

Granted, but you have to come pick them up and I am NOT going to launder them for you. That stink is STILL in my basement!

I wish that Kevin from RuleSeven would post some NON-PROMOTIONAL posts on these boards. Nothing says, "I don't care about the community" like only posting self serving messages! HAHAHAHA!!

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:57 pm

Granted but that means he'll be posting pictures of you taking it in the butt from Anderson.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:02 pm

Granted, but you can only wish for one gummi bear at a time.

I wish I had invented something that changed the world.