Corrupted Wish Game

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:17 am

Granted, but time doesn't slow back down, and you only travel faster and faster through time until you're traveling so fast, time stops.

I wish the construction guys below would hurry up and finish!

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:54 am

Granted, but when they finish you see your ex-girlfriend walking out of what looks like a major bukake shoot. (pun intended)

I wish I had an expensive camera and 12 hot female models.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:59 am

Granted but your camera has a severely faulty flash which tans and ages your 12 hot models 10 years each shot.

I wish I would stop thinking...

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:01 pm

granted, but no resolution comes from not thinking

I wish I was outside

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:03 pm

Granted, and the view from orbit is spectacular. Just wish you would have asked for a spacesuit.

I wish it was a nicer day outside.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:05 pm

granted, but you find yourself suddenly burdened with a serious case of rot-gut and cannot venture more than 10 feet from the toilet.

I wish I had a cure for stupidity.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:28 pm

Granted, but the cure is death and the authorities really frown on you going around killing politicians and NASCAR aficionados.

I wish that they would bring back cool cartoons on Saturday mornings like they had when I was a kid. I might not sleep in 'til noon then...

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:05 pm

Granted but by Saturday morning cartoons you mean the 700 club, and that is all that is ever on...every channell...morning noon and night...

I wish I knew where my cell phone was

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:07 pm

Granted, but classics like Dungeons and Dragons all cast a nude roseanne barr for every character now.

I wish I could quickly justify my reason for not capitilizing roseanne barr.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:09 pm

granted but it is because you're angry at her for giving you that ever-so annoying rash.

I wish I had a lighter with my name on it

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:14 pm

Granted, but you have to change your name to Bic McBickerson

I wish I owned a brothel.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:37 pm

Granted, but your only "lady of the night" is Anderson's mom and your only client is Fleek.

I wish Evangeline Lilly was my girlfriend.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:37 pm

granted but it is just full of broth.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to onlinery

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:48 pm

Granted, but now you're addicted to FLAT-linery

I wish that I could have Fleek chained up in my basement.

Scrudge Bucket · Post by **Scrudge Bucket** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:36 pm

Granted you're chained to Fleek.

I wish I wish I was a Fish.