Corrupted Wish Game

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:56 pm

granted but the shower is leaking and it's not too small to even fix a simple leak.

I wish that the receptionist would do me in the office.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:57 pm

Granted, but you are going to have a hard time sitting down for the next five days.

I wish I could still play football.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:05 pm

Granted, but it's an old Mayan form of football where at the end of the game they cut out all the players' hearts in sacrifice to the Sun God.

I wish I could stop laughing at the idea of Anderson getting done in the "office"

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:58 pm

Granted, and the receptionist helps you stop laughing...ow.

I wish I could stop thinking dirty thoughts...

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:01 pm

granted, but you only stop laughing because now you're getting done in the "office."

I wish no one had to visualize that.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:25 pm

Granted. But you have to gouge out your eyes with a red-hot poker.

I wish I had a red-hot poker

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:31 pm

Granted, but now you are "welded" to your girlfriend.

I wish I could click "submit" faster.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:35 pm

Granted. But you will have to find a new nickname for your p*nis other than "submit"

I wish Blue Moon Beer flowed from my kitchen faucet.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:29 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:Granted. But you will have to find a new nickname for your p*nis other than "submit"

I wish Blue Moon Beer flowed from my kitchen faucet.

Granted, but your kitchen is located 3 floors up in Ando's "Office". BTW, I'm having a hard time granting you this wish conisdering I broke 3 ribs on the way to the floor when I read the last half dozen posts.

I wish I could bend over far to take advantage of these broken ribs.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:34 pm

granted but you end up seizing just when advantage come to fruition releasing the reason you bent over so far in the first place.

I wish I could get a tape of last night's show

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:32 pm

granted, but it had already been taped over by the guy who filmed Me, Anderson, Fleek, you, and IDT in a sex scandal.

I wish I had *that* tape!

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:48 pm

Granted, but most people are really wondering why you want surveillence camera footage of Michael Jackson's bedroom.

I wish the Chicago Bears would win tonight

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:02 pm

granted but then the team gets sold and thus no more football in chicago.

I wish Bigg Daddy's pizza would get here sooner.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:33 pm

granted but they show up with that tranny Jessica Alba and moldy pizza.

I wish I wasn't at work

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:10 pm

Granted, homeless looks good on you

I wish the dishes would do themselves.