Man Card

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:12 pm

Holy crap...I got a 49

I'm 46

deek · Post by **deek** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:27 pm

49 @ 46 gives you a man score of 105...not bad. Actually, anything over a 100 score is "officially" a man. When you start approaching 200, you are the fare that is normally talked about in the circles of man (no, not those circles). Approaching 300 and you were likely born with a beard...and the lofty 400 mark is only of legendary status...

So far sevesd93's 174 is the highest I have seen...and the dude is only 24...

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:40 pm

Yeah but I am married now, so I don't foresee a whole lot more getting crossed off...

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:47 pm

deek wrote:
So far sevesd93's 174 is the highest I have seen...and the dude is only 24...

Does the algorithm add a factor for 'bonehead'?

That will surely lower his score and maintain a nice bell curve.

I'm just sayin'.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:51 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:
deek wrote:
So far sevesd93's 174 is the highest I have seen...and the dude is only 24...
Does the algorithm add a factor for 'bonehead'?

That will surely lower his score and maintain a nice bell curve.

I'm just sayin'.

I really can't argue with that statement.

The sad thing is I haven't crossed anything off that list at least for the past 2 or 3 years.

tiny · Post by **tiny** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:54 pm

Jesus.

56 and I'm 45.

And I'm still crossing them off.

Now, off to fly a plane, then jump out of it.....

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:01 pm

[quote="deek"]Ahhh...I found the list!!! Its long, but good...

1 Go to a Superbowl
2 Visit Amsterdam
3 Climb a peak higher than 9,000 feet (El Capitan)
4 Drive a racecar
5 Change your own oil
6 Get in a fight
7 Do a keg stand
8 Two chicks at the same time
9 Make a woman cry
10 Get kicked out of a bar
11 See a MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA game in person. If you see a WNBA game in person, you are no man.
12 Buy a round of drinks for the bar
13 Tell your boss you quit and that heâ€™s an a-hole
14 Be on stage at a strip club with 2 strippers all over you
15 Get bailed out of jail
16 Blind a chick with your load
17 Judge a wet t-shirt contest (Includes being on stage and pouring the jug of water on the jugs)
18 Piss in public
19 Go to Mardi-Gras
20 Get picked up by the cops for indecent exposure (normally when pissing in public)
21 Wake up in an unknown location (with an unknown chick and/or having no idea how you got there)
22 Spend a night passed out/vomiting in your bathroom
23 Go commando
24 Take a dump outdoors (I sh*t my pants outside once)
25 Fire an automatic weapon
26 Walk up to a couple. Push boyfriend/husband out of the way and kiss the chick (one way to get into the bar fight)
27 Go shirtless at sporting event with words on torso or painted in team colors.
28 Convince girlfriend/wife to get a lap dance by a female stripper. Extra credit if she buys a dance for you
29 Grow a full beard
30 Drink a case of beer in one day by yourself
31 Finish a bottle of liquor in one day by yourself
32 The hour of power (1 shot of beer every minute for an hour)
33 Try absinthe
34 Spend all night out and drinking, and go to work in the morning without sleeping
35 Clear a room due to your ridiculous gas
36 Get some action in a movie theater
37 Score on a business trip
38 Know everyone in a local bar by name (ala cheers)
39 Have a sports injury that requires surgery to fix which you can use as an excuse for your weak game the rest of your life.
40 win a belching contest
41 live off the land for 3 days
42 Eat something that you killed
43 go whitewater rafting
44 skydive
45 be an eye witness to two hot chicks making out and offer to join them.
46 get a chick to flash in public
47 run from the cops and get away
48 got to Vegas, put $1000 on black (if you win, break out your Wesley Snipes voice and say â€œalways bet on blackâ€

scuzzbagcomics · Post by **scuzzbagcomics** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:11 pm

Damn that is a good list

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:14 pm

Geez, I've only done 16 of these things and I'm 30. I wonder how much I could get for my barely used mancard on e-bay?...

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:31 pm

G Fresh wrote:Geez, I've only done 16 of these things and I'm 30. I wonder how much I could get for my barely used mancard on e-bay?...

I thought you were a Rock Star man?

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:42 pm

sevesd93 wrote:
G Fresh wrote:Geez, I've only done 16 of these things and I'm 30. I wonder how much I could get for my barely used mancard on e-bay?...
I thought you were a Rock Star man?

Only in the sensitive singer/songwriter kind of way.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:52 pm

deek wrote:
The_Dude wrote:I've done 32 things on the list.
I also need your age.

29

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:19 am

50. I'm 37.

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:00 am

48, and I'm 27y.o. Sadly, with the baby and the (soon to be) wife, I'm probably gonna become less manly from here on in.

deek · Post by **deek** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:11 am

Ok, I have some more man scores to post...

tiny, your man score is 122
G Fresh, your man score is 52 (ouch...)
The Dude, your man score is 104
bassjones, your man score is 132 (although we need to re-examine your salad tendencies)
MrSpall, your man score is 127

sevesd93 seems to be the most manly so far, but yeah, 174 score at 24...that could be either a "bonehead" or a man prodigy...you be the judge.

With the exception of G Fresh, the board has some pretty manly men...I'm impressed!