MY OWN PRIVATE HADES

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Ok, so this has kind of come up today. I was just curious, what would YOUR definition of "hell" be?

Mine:

A never-ending Phil Collin's concert (no early Genesis, just Phil).
man I love those certain things
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Being trapped in a musical where every outfit was made from confederate flags.
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Stuck in a room where the only thing to drink is TAB, and the only thing on the radio is Frank Yankovic playing Eye of the Tiger.
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vegan diner with a bunch of PETA members watching the movie version of Rent.
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Post by doubleshot »

These are funny...and creative. Satan better get busy. Or I guess God better get busy since he created hell, right?
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Post by The Hand of Poo »

Locked in a room with Barbara Streisand singing along to "I'm in love with a stripper", a gun, and no bullets.

-alternate-

The BMV on tuesdays.
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The BMV anyday,anywhere

corrected!

alternate: Dealing with NIPSCO on the phone.
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WBOB wrote:Dealing with NIPSCO on the phone.
I yield.
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Locked in a room with Barbara Streisand
fixed :lol:
"brad!
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adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic

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Spooning a drunken, sweaty Jon Ross in prison while he tells me his secret dreams and hums showtunes.
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As previously stated, I don't believe in hell. Earth is close enough.

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Oliver's Army wrote:Spooning a drunken, sweaty Jon Ross in prison while he tells me his secret dreams and hums showtunes.

Its not really that bad, seriously.
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Wednesday night 'According to Jim' Marathon!

Followed by back to back 'My Wife & Kids,' then 'Dancing With the Stars' highlight show, topped off with Supernanny Season 1 DVD.


I could never endure that torture
















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Post by bwohlgemuth »

Probably lame compared to the others...but I'll give it a shot.

Stuck on a ten hour plane ride in cramped coach seat in between a snooty rich b*tch and "summer blossom" (a hippy chick form the 1960's who forgot that 60's ended approximately 35 years ago). Oh, and both have bladder control problems....and never-ending stories about how they got f*cked over by their husbands.

/sat next to "summer blossom" on my last flight from DEN to IND
//sat next to snooty b*tch a couple of years ago from ORD to FWA
///ten hours in a plane with them and I'd start rooting for the terrorists
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Post by Garr »

hell for me, eh. . .

being overrun by a mob of 5'8", 125 pound, 36-C, women with pale skin and delightful freckles who are practically raping me and then looking ahead and seeing a sign that blared "FREE VD CLINIC"

. . .or something like that
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