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bassjones wrote:A nice bed of lettuce with bacon, cucumbers and peppers, topped with a healthy dose of blue cheese dressing.
You must pay an extra $10 to re-new your Man Card now. "A nice bed of lettuce"???

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Ha! My man card is just fine. How about a wedge of lettuce...
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...or how about 'lettuce'.
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bassjones wrote:Ha! My man card is just fine. How about a wedge of lettuce...
Actually, you can't vouch for your own man card...you need a serious refresher course on being a man...definitely revoked until further notice!
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don't make me kick your ass! :)
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now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."
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How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?
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sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?
Also a card-carrying appropriate use.
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sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?
Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.
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Garr wrote:now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."
While the above is true, I don't think Garr should be representing appropriate card-carrying usage...as his was revoked back in 2005...

And I still have E-mail proof of your revocation ceremony from Clint and Chico...
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The_Dude wrote:
sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?
Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.

What can I say?

I am a good source of protein.
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sevesd93 wrote:
The_Dude wrote:
sevesd93 wrote:How about "She tossed my bed of lettuce"?
Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.

What can I say?

I am a good source of protein.
...and bullsh*t
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...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
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bassjones wrote:
sevesd93 wrote:
The_Dude wrote: Your bed of lettuce is full of meat and cheese.

What can I say?

I am a good source of protein.
...and bullsh*t
Now that is just rude...

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deek wrote:
Garr wrote:now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."
While the above is true, I don't think Garr should be representing appropriate card-carrying usage...as his was revoked back in 2005...

And I still have E-mail proof of your revocation ceremony from Clint and Chico...
Collecting hooker cards in Vegas automatically restores all rights and privileges. Getting your wife to go to a topless show while in Vegas guarantees lifetime membership without revocation.

:)
There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary. . .

. . .and those who don't.

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Check out these sites:

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[url=http://www.TopDailyMemes.com]TopDailyMemes.com[/url]
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Garr wrote:
deek wrote:
Garr wrote:now, if you were saying something like "When I was in Vegas, I had this kinky hooker in the spread eagle position on a bed of lettuce while her girlfriend was tickling my yams. . ."

Then, and only then, can you use the phrase "bed of lettuce."
While the above is true, I don't think Garr should be representing appropriate card-carrying usage...as his was revoked back in 2005...

And I still have E-mail proof of your revocation ceremony from Clint and Chico...
Collecting hooker cards in Vegas automatically restores all rights and privileges. Getting your wife to go to a topless show while in Vegas guarantees lifetime membership without revocation.

:)
almost... did you talk her into a 3-way with a hooker???? no lifetime membership for you.
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