"Hey, fatty...what's in the lunchbox?"

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri May 12, 2006 5:37 pm

RESTAURANT: Rally's

FOOD: 2 Pepperjack Double Cheeseburgers

COST: $3.14

COMMENTS: I hate Rally's. It's now against my religion to ever eat there again. Convenience doesn't always mean it's good...or even close to being good.

GRADE: D+ (only because the pepperjack cheese kicks ass)

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:39 pm

Anderson wrote:Las Lomas

I had the #3 Lunch Special which consisted of an Chicken Quesodia (sp?), a soft taco and beans and rice.

I didn't eat the beans or rice just because I typically don't. The chicken soft taco was rather on the small side and quesodia (sp?) looked like it was made on a George Foreman grill.

The service was good and the food got there quickly.

I'd say: it gets a C in my book.

No effing way. Los Lomas is one of the happiest places on earth.

I'll defend it 'til I die.... of queso overdose.

1). You forgot to mention YOU didn't pay, so they automatically ups it to a B
2) You ordered the gringo special, jackass- what'd you expect? Short of ordering the Burger & Fries, I couldn't have recommended worse.
3). Margaritas & Dos Equis are neccessary to get the full effect of Los Lomas' greatness
4) The fact that the server didn't even think to approach you with the bill was so funny, it ups it to an A
5) Chicken & Steak Fajitas = sex on a sizzling skillet
6) Who the f**k spells it Quesodia?? C'mon Ando, you're a smart cookie.

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:44 pm

The_Dude wrote:^ I don't care what anyone says...that place doesn't even compare to Cebolla's.

And it's Quesadilla. "Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang ques-a-dill-a!"

And now I have to give you sh*t, too.

Las Lomas. We will go soon. Cheese will flow. Beer will be poured. Margaritas will be chugged (no salt, please).It will rock. Chris or Mark will pay.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:51 pm

I had a California Pizza Company frozen thin crust, white sauce, spinach and fontina cheese pizza. It was excellent, I usually hate thin crust, but it was the only way to have it.

A very strong "A".

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Fri May 12, 2006 8:30 pm

Massage...Bored wrote:I had a California Pizza Company frozen thin crust, white sauce, spinach and fontina cheese pizza. It was excellent, I usually hate thin crust, but it was the only way to have it.

A very strong "A".

That sounds excellent

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri May 12, 2006 9:16 pm

The_Dude wrote:^ I don't care what anyone says...that place doesn't even compare to Cebolla's.

MY POINT EXACTLY!!

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Mon May 15, 2006 9:47 am

jewlee138 wrote:
The_Dude wrote:^ I don't care what anyone says...that place doesn't even compare to Cebolla's.

And it's Quesadilla. "Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang ques-a-dill-a!"
And now I have to give you shite, too.

Las Lomas. We will go soon. Cheese will flow. Beer will be poured. Margaritas will be chugged (no salt, please).It will rock. Chris or Mark will pay.

I'm fat. And A.) Mexican beer sucks (borderline disgusting, actually). B.) I don't drink tequila. C.) Skinny people can't convince me of anything food related once an opinion is already formed. It's been attempted numerous times with that joke of a food that some people call Chinese food. It just doesn't happen. History proves this to be true.

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Mon May 15, 2006 12:53 pm

The_Dude wrote:
I'm fat. And A.) Mexican beer sucks (borderline disgusting, actually). B.) I don't drink tequila. C.) Skinny people can't convince me of anything food related once an opinion is already formed. It's been attempted numerous times with that joke of a food that some people call Chinese food. It just doesn't happen. History proves this to be true.

1. As a fellow member of the fat team and one that avoids cooking at home as much as possible, you better take my food suggestions and like it, buddy.
2. Dos Equis kicks ass. Howver, they do offer domestics as well (if you're THAT kinda guy)
3. I don't drink tequila either...but their margaritas are an exception to the rule.
4. Chinese food is a whole 'nother story.

That being said....what's everyone doing for lunch today??

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:28 pm

where- the golden arches
what- the #1- big mac combo
paid- $4.23

nothing to be said, really. you can't f**k with a classic.

grade- B+

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:10 pm

RESTAURANT: Random Caterer

FOOD: Deli Sandwiches (turkey club, ham & cheese, tuna salad, healthy people wrap that looks like sh*t and probably tastes like it as well...I chose a half turkey club and a half ham & cheese), Plain potato chips (Miss Vickie's), Diet Pepsi

COST: $0.00

COMMENTS: It bugs me not knowing exactly where the food came from but A.) it was free B.) I'm fat and I was hungry and C.) I love sammiches.

GRADE: B

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:14 pm

The_Dude wrote: COMMENTS: It bugs me not knowing exactly where the food came from but A.) it was free B.) I'm fat and I was hungry and C.) I love sammiches.

A. I must compliment you on your ability to get free lunches. If I'm the Queen of free lunches, then I do believe I've found my King. (That makes Ando the jester, because he's been winning the leftovers lately)

B. Another comment from you that made me laugh at my computer screen at work. Please stop this. My co-workers know the "tps reports" aren't that funny.

C. Agreed. I like chips inside mine, too.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:20 pm

jewlee138 wrote:
The_Dude wrote: COMMENTS: It bugs me not knowing exactly where the food came from but A.) it was free B.) I'm fat and I was hungry and C.) I love sammiches.
A. I must compliment you on your ability to get free lunches. If I'm the Queen of free lunches, then I do believe I've found my King. (That makes Ando the jester, because he's been winning the leftovers lately)

B. Another comment from you that made me laugh at my computer screen at work. Please stop this. My co-workers know the "tps reports" aren't that funny.

C. Agreed. I like chips inside mine, too.

Looks like we have a 'Love Connection"

Be back in two and two

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:27 pm

Restaurant: The JG Kitchen (AKA my wife in the front yard)
Meal: Grilled steak, baked potato, corn (on the cob for you freaks)

Grade: A

Comments: I'm not allowed to complain about any meal my wife makes, otherwise, she might stop making them.

Service: D-, I had to make my own plate.

Other: All meals served with a side of hot sex

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Mon May 15, 2006 11:45 pm

Oliver's Army wrote: Looks like we have a 'Love Connection"

I would sooo stalk Fleek...we just gotta work on that Los Lomas b.s.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:50 am

jewlee138 wrote:
Oliver's Army wrote: Looks like we have a 'Love Connection"
I would sooo stalk Fleek...we just gotta work on that Los Lomas b.s.

Oh, no. That's the deal breaker.

But ummm...chips inside a sandwich = good call. I prefer Lay's...plain. As for chips...it usually doesn't matter. I don't discriminate.