"Hey, fatty...what's in the lunchbox?"

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:41 pm

Ranch instead of sour cream on a taco salad = travesty.

romancraig · Post by **romancraig** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:44 pm

adam atherton wrote:
grade on the deuce- C+

Only a C+. You should've got triple meat then.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:45 pm

the C+ was because it came back out screaming like banshee.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:53 pm

adam atherton wrote:the C+ was because it came back out screaming like banshee.

Oooh...a rare case of the Steven Tyler's...interesting!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:40 pm

Once again, leftovers from the lovely meal Mrs. Jones prepared last evening.

Taco soup - made with burger composed of the venison carcas killed by yours truly last winter...

Grade A- This gets upgraded from a B, purely on the pride value of eating meat killed by ones' self.

this dude · Post by **this dude** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:59 pm

One piece marble bread. Real butter. Glass of water (tap).....not bad....not bad.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:22 pm

Today, Atherton gets to experience the world's greatest hamburger for lunch. I'll be providing the hamburger.

No juvenille sexual remarks please

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:35 pm

bassjones wrote:No juvenille sexual remarks please

You must have forgotten where you were posting.

And on that note...

Hamburger huh? Is that what you kids are calling it today?

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:49 pm

no i call it a cowburger or beefburger! do you see any ham in it?!

flapjacks · Post by **flapjacks** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:25 pm

i had broaster chicken from lunch box i give it a D for delicious.

serously though about an A

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:05 pm

Place: Arby's

Ordered: the new "gyro" combo, curly fries, and a cup o' cheese.

Grade: D+

Paid: $5.69

this meal would have earned a solid B+ had it not been for that turd of a sandwich, this terrible spawn of all that is edible and evil. the only thing that even remotely made it gyroesque was the fact that it came in a pita, and had some vegetation (lettuce?? WHAT?), tomato and onion. RED forking onion. every greek person that has ever died is now spinning in their graves because of this tragedy.

this is a sandwich that could end a marriage. this is a sandwich that could start a war.

if someone offers you this disgusting pile of roast beef crap, smack them immediately in the face. they are NOT your friend. they are trying to hurt you.

if the drive thru person suggests it, yell "NO!" loudly, then call them bad names.

the curlies always make me happy, tho. i like arby's generally.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:07 pm

adam atherton wrote:Place: Arby's

Ordered: the new "gyro" combo, curly fries, and a cup o' cheese.

Grade: D+

Paid: $5.69

this meal would have earned a solid B+ had it not been for that turd of a sandwich, this terrible spawn of all that is edible and evil. the only thing that even remotely made it gyroesque was the fact that it came in a pita, and had some vegetation (lettuce?? WHAT?), tomato and onion. RED f*#king onion. every greek person that has ever died is now spinning in their graves because of this tragedy.

this is a sandwich that could end a marriage. this is a sandwich that could start a war.

if someone offers you this disgusting pile of roast beef crap, smack them immediately in the face. they are NOT your friend. they are trying to hurt you.

if the drive thru person suggests it, yell "NO!" loudly, then call them bad names.

the curlies always make me happy, tho. i like arby's generally.

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"

"Wow! You really must be hungry."

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:12 pm

adam atherton wrote:Place: Arby's

Ordered: the new "gyro" combo, curly fries, and a cup o' cheese.

Grade: D+

Paid: $5.69

this meal would have earned a solid B+ had it not been for that turd of a sandwich, this terrible spawn of all that is edible and evil. the only thing that even remotely made it gyroesque was the fact that it came in a pita, and had some vegetation (lettuce?? WHAT?), tomato and onion. RED f*#king onion. every greek person that has ever died is now spinning in their graves because of this tragedy.

this is a sandwich that could end a marriage. this is a sandwich that could start a war.

if someone offers you this disgusting pile of roast beef crap, smack them immediately in the face. they are NOT your friend. they are trying to hurt you.

if the drive thru person suggests it, yell "NO!" loudly, then call them bad names.

the curlies always make me happy, tho. i like arby's generally.

Funny story... I pulled into Arby's last night to get dinner before class, saw the poster for the new gyro sandwich, and thought hmmm... Then I decided if I was going to order a gyro, I might as well drive a block and get a good one instead, so I promptly exited the Arby's drive through and went to King Gyro's instead. I don't regret that decision one bit. Gyro with Feta = a tiny slice of heaven right here on earth.

Today's lunch = back to the Ramen noodles. D-

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:15 pm

Never trust anything 'new' from Arby's. I decided this when they came out with the Pot Roast sandwich. AKA the worst sandwich EVER. It was like biting into a brick of salt. DISGUSTING.

As for the gyro...I was immediately turned off to it when they mentioned "seasoned roast beef".

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My lunch...

RESTAURANT: Cracker Barrel

FOOD: 10oz Ribeye, Fried Apples, Mashed Potatoes, Mac & Cheese

COMMENTS: I ordered the meatloaf but we have some people (*cough* doctors *cough*) that are too helpless to order themselves and too rude to ask what was ordered for them when the food arrived so I was left to eat a pathetic excuse for a ribeye steak. It was supposed to be 10oz...if it was a 10oz steak, my Johnson can dub as an extension ladder. Absolutely NO seasoning. Over-cooked. Also had fried apples that were okay, not great. Mashed potatoes that were decent but would have been better hot. I didn't get the mac & cheese...it was jacked from me along with the meatloaf.

RATING: C-

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:42 pm

Last night I was a t Zambucca's (first time) to see Three-o Huxtable and I decided to try some of the grub. I order the Scarface grinder which is pulled-pork, mozzarella cheese, and red onions. I ordered it without those nasty onions and waited for it to come out. By the time it was to my table my girlfriend had gotten a sour stomache for some reason so I was forced to hurry with the eatin'. It was the best presented sandwich I had ever seen, great big oven baked bread and pork oozin' out the sides with a side of chilled pasta salad. Looked great, to my surprise it was mostly fat than it was actual meat, and big shocker, there tons of red onions melted underneath the cheese. It was the worst sandwich I had ever encountered and I won't ever order food there again.

Service - A

Actual Food - F