Corrupted Wish Game

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:05 pm

Granted, but one wonders why you are such a such a Fox Sports PreGame show fan...

I wish I knew...

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:07 pm

*awesome!*

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:09 pm

Granted, but you realize that knowing isn't really all that great.

I wish I had the exact amount of money in my pocket for anything I wanted to buy, ever!

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:20 pm

Granted. But you didn't figure on tax so you can't buy jack squat.

I wish the lines are short at Cedar Point when we go tomorrow.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:20 pm

Granted, and riding roller coasters in thunderstorms makes for great family fun!

I wish someone would give me a dollar.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:57 pm

Granted, but they attach a string to it and pull out your wallet as you walk away.

I wish I could pickpocket people and never get caught.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:09 pm

Granted, but the police are on to you and frame you for a series of badger molestations.

I wish religions would stop putting advertisements on TV.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:20 pm

Granted but instead they put them on your house, on your car, in your cereal box, in the mail, in everything you eat and drink...

I wish that I made sense a whole bunch

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:33 pm

granted but instead of sense you make scents

i wish i wasn't a sucka for puns

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:50 pm

Granted, but you are blind and deaf, so you can't see/hear puns, or anything else...

I wish I was a supermodel.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:52 pm

Granted, but you're a shoe catalog supermodel. You have awesome feet but you weigh 9,000 pounds and have bad acne.

I wish I had a can of whoop ass to open on someone.

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:59 pm

Granted, but you lost your can opener the day before.

I wish I could stay 24 years old for forever.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:59 pm

Granted, but the whoop ass smells like the perfume of your first true love, leaving you teary eyed and wondering to yourself "WHY DID IT HAVE TO END!!!"

I wish I had a peanut better sandwich.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:03 pm

Jill: granted, but you become ethereal and pass through everything.

bwohlgemuth: granted, but it's actually made from ground peanuts and whipped butter.

I wish I had better comebacks.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:05 pm

Granted, although the force granting the wish becomes confused at what a peanut "better" sandwich is and you end up with a Yugo with 3 tires.

I wish cars came stock with a dash-bong.