Caption Contest 11/19/07

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:41 am

Sorry Fleek, but you had to know it was gonna happen

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:14 pm

"Hey, it was comfortable"

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:25 pm

O'Sullivan's...it's a motherf*cker.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:26 pm

"The fat man quickly became exhausted and fell into a deep slumber after vigorously dry humping the asphalt parking lot for several minutes."

deek · Post by **deek** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:31 pm

"I am not crazy. I swear, there was a 1970 AMC Gremlin parked here...you can always tell by smelling where it was parked."

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:40 pm

"Fleek worships the ground where Tom Brady once took a piss"

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:42 pm

Fleek uses a tried and true method of putting his ear to the ground to find a distant hippie drum circle.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:44 pm

Typically STOP, DROP AND ROLL only applies when you're on fire.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:45 pm

Fleek loses the "one-armed pushup" challenge.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:50 pm

"I swear I'm never drinking that much again."

"God, if you let me live, I'll never drink again, I promise."

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:21 pm

or we can go with the real quotes:

"just let me take a couple deep breaths."

"G-TOWN!"

or

"Quit trying to suck my d*ck."

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:57 pm

anderson wrote:
"Quit trying to suck my d*ck."

Ando! Taking advantage of a drunk man like that. I'm ashamed of you.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:45 am

Febreeze - it even works on asphalt!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:04 am

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:56 am

A s s-fault