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sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:47 pm

Active July 1st, 2007, the fine State of Indiana will make "Having Sexual Relations with an Animal" Illegal.

Oh yeah, you will have to wear your seat belt too.

Post by **cwallace** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:01 pm

Well there goes my 4th of July plans!

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:31 am

Bill Clinton did a lot of stuff that he said was not "Sexual Relations" with Monica Lewinsky.

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:23 am

vomit.
in mouth.
a lot.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:27 am

Krieves wrote:Bill Clinton did a lot of stuff that he said was not "Sexual Relations" with Monica Lewinsky.

Bill Clinton almost made me give up fine cigars.......

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:27 am

cwallace wrote:Well there goes my 4th of July plans!

liar.

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:39 am

sevesd93 wrote:Active July 1st, 2007, the fine State of Indiana will make "Having Sexual Relations with an Animal" Illegal.

Oh yeah, you will have to wear your seat belt too.

Aren't people technically animals? We are mammals. Can't they just make it illegal to have sex with non-mammals? This would still leave my sheep as fair game.

Shaggydoo · Post by **Shaggydoo** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:47 pm

MrSpall wrote:
sevesd93 wrote:Active July 1st, 2007, the fine State of Indiana will make "Having Sexual Relations with an Animal" Illegal.

Oh yeah, you will have to wear your seat belt too.

:wink:
Aren't people technically animals? We are mammals. Can't they just make it illegal to have sex with non-mammals? This would still leave my sheep as fair game.

Dude, your sheep is plastic so it doesn't count.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:47 am

That's just baaaaahhhhhhdddd!

Ba dump bump crash!

Aero · Post by **Aero** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:56 am

Oh well, atleast us plant-f***ers are still in the clear!

fragile_funk · Post by **fragile_funk** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:30 pm

Does road-kill count?

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:15 pm

fragile_funk wrote:Does road-kill count?

Absolutely not, anytime you combine necrophilia and beastiality it cancels each other out.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:23 pm

sevesd93 wrote:
fragile_funk wrote:Does road-kill count?
Absolutely not, anytime you combine necrophilia and beastiality it cancels each other out.

that has to be the funniest thing I have heard in a long time, and its true too!

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