Photo Caption 9/26/05

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:32 pm

I would like to thank everyone for voting for my caption. I am glad to see my years of jaded cynicism have not gone to waste.

Thanks to Sharkman for this contest idea. It rules.

I will take the suggestion of the last winner posting the next pic.

I will leave it open for a few days and then select the best (in my opinion) to be added to the voting poll.

I will refrain from posting my captions (as should any winner). Unless I have a real kick-ass caption, then it will not be up for polling

Contest ends next Monday morning.

EDIT: Positive comments about captions from readers are encouraged as to help weed out finalists.

Take a stab at this one.

poopstains · Post by **poopstains** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:28 pm

" I knew it was a bad idea to let the circus with there new glass eating show pass through here"

"Another of many tragic scenes produced by Cookie Monsters evil twin brother, Glass Monster"

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:12 pm

Ted Kennedy? Yeah, he's been past here. . .

I thought the sign said DEER crossing, not, oh, never mind. . .

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:30 pm

in a cruel twist of fate, the jews finally got some payback at the germans' expense- the highway death camp.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:16 pm

Somewhere, every man alive is crying.

And the Lord said, "Let there be beer". Immediately afterwards, Jesus wept.

rezin · Post by **rezin** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:05 am

"Cleanup, aisle 33."

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:22 am

As luck would have it, the driver of this truck just took off his beer retardant, non-slip tires.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:21 am

For years we thought the forests were angry, but know we know.

or

Who knew Yogi Bear had access to 'spike-strips'?

DELETED · Post by **DELETED** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:40 am

DELETED

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:47 am

"It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:53 am

bwohlgemuth wrote:"It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

^ CLASSIC!

opkay...

"Dude, where's my beer?"

simpletim · Post by **simpletim** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:57 am

Proof why Heineken is the number 1 selling import beer. :drinking:

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:15 pm

I'm cheating and using a quote from Garr, who was cheating who was using a quote from Atherton from High School.

"that girl is so hot I'd drag my balls across ten miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone"

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:33 pm

did kimaliz tell you that story about me!

"that girl is so hot I'd drag my balls across ten miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone"

no one is to know of this! i'm still picking out glass!

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:45 pm

attempt number 2:

"Oh well... cause I got a bottle of JACK!! And I got a plan to yack!!"

So it's not mine... sue me.

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