Corrupted Wish Game

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:26 pm

Jill: Granted, but the truth does not set you free. Your acute knowledge of the past is almost omnipotent and you're put away as a mental patient.

I wish I had to power to commit people to an asylum.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:41 pm

Granted. But it is to Soul Asylum and you have to listen to that god-awful 'Runaway Train' song forever.

I wish that my dogs would stop eating out of the cat's litter box.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:46 pm

Granted, but now YOU eat out of the cat's litter box.

I wish I could instantly sanitize ANYTHING!

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:47 pm

Granted, But you suddenly have a taste for cat box cruchies and begin eatting out of the cat box

I wish I could listen to any song when ever I wanted to.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:49 pm

I change my wish I wish that I never had to worry about posting at the same time as someone else

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:50 pm

Granted, but because of the constant sanitation, germs change and "evolve" and mutate and become super strong germs that kill the world.

I wish I knew exactly what I want.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:53 pm

Granted... but you can't have it.

I wish I knew why I can't always get what I want, but I find sometimes I get what I need.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:59 pm

Granted, but you then awake inside the skin of Mick Jagger with meth mouth and a crack habit the size of Alaska.

I wish for a beelion wishes.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:02 pm

Granted but by todays standards its like...a wish and a half.

Then the government gets half of that so your down to about 3/4 of a wish and that gets you jack squat.

I wish for puppy dogs and rainbows.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:03 pm

Granted, but youre mute so you can't make a wish

I wish I could mute people

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:05 pm

autumn wrote:Granted, but youre mute so you can't make a wish

I wish I could mute people

Granted, but your universal remote then explodes as the batteries spray deadly acid over a 10 foot radius, blinding you for life.

I wish I had one battery that powered anything (kind of like an Astroboy plot device).

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:14 pm

Granted, but to get that battery you have to buy the Turbo-Jock 2000 and you must have a doctor's prescription for such a powerful "self-help" device.

I wish I could build a go-kart.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:17 pm

Granted, But when you try to start it ... it wont run

I wish I had ONE BEELION DOLLARS!

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:21 pm

Granted, but it's Canadian.

I wish I had a lincoln log cabin held together with Canadian Bacon grease.

autumn · Post by **autumn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:29 pm

Granted, but its only a model and I stepped on it .... *evil grin*

I wish there was a tv channel that I could watch whatever I wanted on ...