Corrupted Wish Game

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:45 pm

granted, but it's a raise up the gallows pole.

i wish i could read minds.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:51 pm

Granted but your ability to read minds renders you deaf and mute.

I wish I didn't have a white girl ghetto booty.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:53 pm

granted- but now you have a black girl ghetto booty.

i wish i had a white girl ghetto booty.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:55 pm

granted but your wife leaves you because of it.

I wish I could go home.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:02 pm

granted, but you're fired.

i wish my wife had a ghetto booty.

poopstains · Post by **poopstains** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:25 pm

granted, but she suffers from anal leakage

i wish i had a life.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:37 pm

granted, but every woman you ever find attractive will only live for another 24 hours.

I wish I had a "one night stand" coupon.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:40 pm

granted but it expired yesterday.

I wish I could be cool and not make an ass out of myself

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:48 pm

Granted, instead, you're a block of ice and you make a crotch out of yourself.

I wish that Ft. Wayne was made of guacamole.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:52 pm

granted, but guacamole is now made out of hamster dung instead of avacados.

I wish I could be a Mexican for a day.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:27 am

Granted but I'd call INS and get your ass deported.

I wish I owned my own graphic design business.

BasSmArt · Post by **BasSmArt** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:50 am

Granted, pro-bono sucks sometimes, doesn't it?

I wish I had a big salad in in front of me.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:59 pm

Granted, but it's made from the nasty heels of iceberg lettuce.

I wish it was 5:00

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:01 pm

granted but it is 5 am

i wish i didn't pass out in my diet coke last night

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:05 pm

Granted. But you denied your pals the chance to mock, ridicule and make fun of you while you were out.

I wish my tool wasn't so darned big.