DISCUSSION: Confessions

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:12 am

some of us have body jewelry that prevents us urinating in urinals. it can be a pain to have to sit down to urinate, but it's better than contending with dueling streams of piss being spread by a surgical steel stud that penetrates your johnson.

Some of us have no body jewelry and just have to drop a deuce...

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:03 am

Garr wrote:some of us have body jewelry that prevents us urinating in urinals. it can be a pain to have to sit down to urinate, but it's better than contending with dueling streams of piss being spread by a surgical steel stud that penetrates your johnson.

There is no way in hell anybody's getting w/in 15' of my johnson with a piercing gun! How drunk were you?!?!?!?!

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:15 am

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:18 am

come on Ollie, you've got some deep, dark secrets in there somewhere.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:42 am

They use needles, not guns.

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:06 am

Garr wrote:They use needles, not guns.

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!

I take it back - THIS is my new nightmare scenario!

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:08 am

Garr wrote:some of us have body jewelry that prevents us urinating in urinals. it can be a pain to have to sit down to urinate, but it's better than contending with dueling streams of piss being spread by a surgical steel stud that penetrates your johnson.

bassjones wrote:There is no way in hell anybody's getting w/in 15' of my johnson with a piercing gun! How drunk were you?!?!?!?!

Garr wrote:They use needles, not guns.

I think I just heard Spall's head exploding...

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:16 am

"How do you wake up one morning and say, "You know what I'm gonna do today, I'm gonna get a piece of steel shot right through the middle of my tongue. Yeah, I'm gonna pay a big, fat, hairy, sweaty, tattoo guy to do it, too. Then, I'll get a piece of steel shot through my c*ck. Yeah, that'll be fun, yeah. Then I'm gonna get a metal rod that sticks out of my ass and makes my underwear stick out even further, then I'm gonna get a keychain attached to my balls, so I always know where my keys and my balls are.""

DL

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:17 am

I got a flu shot this morning and Spall you would have hurled on the spot.

I went first to get it over and get back to work ASAP.

There was I bet 40 needles splayed out and ready for sticking.

I grinned and thought of you as they uncerimoniously stabbed that bastard in my arm.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:19 am

Oliver's Army wrote:I got a flu shot this morning and Spall you would have hurled on the spot.

I went first to get it over and get back to work ASAP.

There was I bet 40 needles splayed out and ready for sticking.

I grinned and thought of you as they uncerimoniously stabbed that bastard in my arm.

I'll be picking up roughly 40 needles and vaccines on Monday morning for our office. Wanna roll, Spall?

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:24 am

MrSpall wrote:
Garr wrote:They use needles, not guns.
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!

I take it back - THIS is my new nightmare scenario!

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:21 pm

Right now I hate you all.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:37 pm

Calm down, Spall. We're just poking fun...

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:48 pm

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:33 pm

I'm quickly beginning to love this thread.

This is what they look like: