Paris in Jail

Shaggydoo · Post by **Shaggydoo** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:00 am

I am thinking about taking up a collection to pay off a tough prison b*tch to sneak up on Paris Hilton while she is in the lunch line and hit her in the face with a bag of nickles. Does anyone have tough prison b*tch contacts out in LA?

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Sat May 19, 2007 11:52 am

no but I will gladly supply the bag o' nickels

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Sat May 19, 2007 2:07 pm

I'm sure the prison food will do it for you.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:04 am

I am thinking about taking up a collection to pay off a tough prison b*tch to sneak up on Paris Hilton while she is in the lunch line and hit her in the face with a bag of nickles. Does anyone have tough prison b*tch contacts out in LA?

Don't think payment will be neccessary.

There most likely would be line to stand in to perform
this rite of passage.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:41 am

Do women rape other women in women's jails/prisons?

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:47 am

bassjones wrote:Do women rape other women in women's jails/prisons?

I am pretty sure, but I don't think it is as violent as the mens shower rooms.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:57 am

I am pretty sure, but I don't think it is as violent as the mens shower rooms.

The only thing paris is going to have to worry about is how her bright orange clothing clashes with the walls of her cell in solitary confinement.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:59 am

Yeah, somehow I'm guessing she's getting special accommodations.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:00 am

On the other hand, this gives a whole new meaning to the term "Prison b*tch"...