Break it down

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:59 pm

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:55 pm

THEOCRACY: You have two cows, but you are shot for milking them on a holy day. . .

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:35 pm

IDIOCRACY: Where Mike Judge thinks we're heading.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:11 pm

PARANOCRACY - You think those guys are in charge, but really it's an evil tri-lateral commission ruled by multi-nationals, the Vatican, and space aliens which meet on alternating Thursdays in a submarine off the coast of Maine. I could tell you more but they are wired into every...OOF....@#(*^@#^&*

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WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:16 am

VULCANOCRACY where discipline, logic and self restraint are required, emotion and frivolity are banned,..... and no one is allowed to
procreate more than once every seven years.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:22 am

JEDI: You have two cows. No one takes them because "These are not the cows you're looking for".

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:00 am

CYLOCRACY - You have two cows. You and one cow are brutally slaughtered and replaced with a totally hittable robot cows who constantly wants to, umm, make little hybrid cows, with you. In the end, your neighbor and the cow pack it up and start driving away with the horny robot cows giving chase...

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:27 am

Klingocracy - You have two cows, each has a butt on its head. At first you hate these cows, and do everything you can to get rid of them. However future generations will have a peaceful and harmonious relationship with the cows.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:35 am

BABYLOCRACY - You own two cows. The cows get transferred to a giant alien farm where they mingle with other alien bovine creations until things get weird and the entire thing is canceled unceremoniously.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:36 am

JoJocracy - you have two cows. Arguing with me about it is futile.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:44 am

You forgot a reference point to Paranocracy for that one Ollie...

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:19 pm

HipHopCracy - You own two cows. You've given them both platinum, diamond encrusted grills and attached spinners to their ankles.

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:24 am

AndoCracy - Your mom slept with two cows.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:48 am

Chucktocracy- This is Chuck Norris' planet, we are allowed to briefly exist here. Then he roundhouse kicks your cows.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:06 pm

MEOWocracy: Just chop those cows up into cat food, feed the cat, and get the heck out of here!