Peep Show Mop Water

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Peep Show Mop Water

Post by Garr »

Here's the first verse and chorus

<----==== Peep Show Mop Water ====---->

When I need release and I've got to find peace
I just stroll down the street to the Taco Topper beat
When the door chime sounds no one else looks around
Everyone but the clerk keeps his face to the ground

--chorus--
Twenty five cents wash your cares down the drain
Give her a token and watch her again
Just spill on the floor and don't even bother
You're not the one sloshing peep-show-mop-water
--end chorus--
Last edited by Garr on Thu May 11, 2006 5:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by The Taco Toppers »

Yeah, that's the new song by The Taco Toppers!
Let us top your taco right!
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

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Post by jewlee138 »

awesome.

i always thought they were called jiz-moppers, though
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Post by Garr »

<----==== Next Verses Peep Show Mop Water ====---->

There just isn't time in the cramped little booth
To lay down my charm and try out my moves
I know that she wants me, I can see it in her eyes
There's something about me not like other guys

That bored look on her face always seems to go away
I drop in the token and now she's wanting to get paid
She's rubbing and soothing and giving herself pinches
And I know that it's all because she wants my three inches!
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Post by adam atherton »

i'm going to go throw up now.
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Post by Garr »

Glad to be of service.
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Those who understand binary. . .

. . .and those who don't.

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Check out these sites:

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[url=http://www.TopDailyMemes.com]TopDailyMemes.com[/url]
[url=http://www.RandomDailyMemes.com]RandomDailyMemes.com[/url]
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