12/09/2005 Caption Contest

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:22 pm

Since Jay is slow on the gun declaring a winner, I'd like to start my own thread.

Have at it:

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:32 pm

"I can't believe I'm being arrested just because of my new c*ck ring..."

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:33 pm

The only advantage to having a midget growing out of your chest...

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:44 pm

"Viagra, andro, and a little radioactive waste make an interesting cocktail."

Lou B do B dooo · Post by **Lou B do B dooo** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:07 pm

Would someone like to spot for me?

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:19 pm

Peter North demonstrates proper "Clean and Jerk" technique.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:31 pm

"I'm telling you, I asked for an ERECTOR set for Christmas..."

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:40 pm

Projected #1 draft pick, Olga Auschwitz, impresses the scouts with her raw power at last month's WNBA Scouting Combine.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:43 pm

Peter North demonstrates proper "Clean and Jerk" technique.

brilliant

I will never read these while trying to answer the phone at work again after that. No more submissions, open and close the polls immediately. We have a weiner...er...winner...

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:45 pm

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simpletim · Post by **simpletim** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:37 am

Chuck Norris introduces the Total Hym inspired and endorsed by Christie Brinkley.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:56 pm

"Pumping Irony"

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:59 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:"Pumping Irony"

I love it!

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:00 pm

bassjones wrote:
Peter North demonstrates proper "Clean and Jerk" technique.

brilliant I will never read these while trying to answer the phone at work again after that. No more submissions, open and close the polls immediately. We have a weiner...er...winner...

It was the first thing that came to mind!

romancraig · Post by **romancraig** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:36 pm

If only I would've wrapped my rascal, none of this would've happened.

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