National Funk Congress Deadlocked!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:28 pm

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29205

Brilliant!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:50 pm

Bootsy Collins 76 hour fillibuster slap bass solo

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:15 pm

I believe the voting is wrong

"GET UP" indicates that people are sitting and bored and it takes encouragement to get them involved. Hence a request to "Get up"

"Get up on the downstroke" Indicates that you are indecisive about what you want and it takes specific instructions for proper involvement. Apathy and indecision are indicative that a "Get up" request has failed.

I chose "GET DOWN" meaning that I, upon my own inspiration and motivation, have in fact 'gotten up' to the point that it has been noted and suggested that I am quite possibly *too up* and perhaps I should "Get Down"

"Get Down" is the only correct answer.

Here endeth the lesson.

Cale · Post by **Cale** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:41 pm

Yeah I'm with Ollie, otherwise he'll tell me I'm wrong.

...and then continue to make fun of me.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:42 pm

Cale wrote:Yeah I'm with Ollie, otherwise he'll tell me I'm wrong.

heheheh

Not today, I respect your funkiness.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:44 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:I respect your funkiness.

I think I might have a new signature line...

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:21 pm

As a means of conflict mediation, and to begin the healing process, I invoke the obscure rarely-used "Yes - Close to the Edge" rule of cloture:

"Down at the end, round by a corner,
Close to the edge, just by a river,
Seasons will pass you by,
I GET UP â€“ I GET DOWN
Now that it's all over and done
Now that you find, now that you're home.

Jon Anderson has spoken, now mellow out and go home!

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:26 pm

Of course, if you're over forty, that song is now stuck in your head. . . . and you're searching for the CD so you can listen to it again for the first time in years. . . .

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:24 pm

911 is a joke.

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National Funk Congress Deadlocked!

Do you Get Up or Do you Get Down?

National Funk Congress Deadlocked!