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Their triangle player ruins that band

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:15 pm
by =^-..-^=
Forget what I said about the importance of the drummer. I now know the formula for the perfect band:

Okay band + Awesome triangle player = Musical nirvana.

As long as the triangle player shows up, the rest of the players can stay away from practice. I saw an awesome prog group of Juliard trained musicians the other day. Intricate runs, weird time sigs, and searing solos; but something wasn't sitting right.

Yep, it was the triangle player. He had his thumb on the corner of the instrument , and he was only striking TWO of the three sides of the triangle. I heckled them mercilessly, until they finally said 'Okay wise guy, let's see you do better!'

The rest of the night rocked, all thanks to me. . .

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:58 pm
by boxofrocks
What about the cowbell?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:11 am
by WBOB
dont forget the "pud-slap", nothin rocks without one!