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Incorrect way to ask to be put on a bill:
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:28 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
I was told to contact you about a show, all I need to know about is: stage size, what kind of lighting, and PA size, and show date and time. Please get back to me as soon as possible.
First off, not badmouthing the band in anyway.
Second of all, incorrect first contact between a band an a promoter. How about:
"Hey, we heard you were booking a show at so and so's and we were wondering if we could get on the bill, or what we needed to do to get on the bill."
Come on it's not that difficult, but as for these fellas they totally just talked themselves right off the bill.
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:31 pm
by Garr
Yeah, contacting the promoter and acting like you're already on the bill without even knowing that person, or any information about the show. . .crap, even if you DID know that stuff. . .
this is the fastest way to get
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:36 pm
by mkelley
Criminy, get off your high-horse, Anderson.
All I asked you was what the stage size was, how powerful the lighting is, if the PA can handle our vocals and the WHEN and the f'ing WHERE of the show.
Chill the F out, would you?
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:38 pm
by Garr
No smilies in there. . .but I'm hoping that was a joke. . .
It helps to add one of these:
if it's a joke.
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:44 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
mkelley wrote:Criminy, get off your high-horse, Anderson.
All I asked you was what the stage size was, how powerful the lighting is, if the PA can handle our vocals and the WHEN and the f'ing WHERE of the show.
Chill the F out, would you?
I am the Nazi-Promoter!
I'll never book the Legendary Trainhoppers ever again....
HA!
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:48 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
PS - I hope that was a joke.
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:54 pm
by mkelley
Sorry:
I hate emoticons. I'll try to be more obvious next time.
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:56 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
mkelley wrote:Sorry:
I hate emoticons. I'll try to be more obvious next time.
PHEW!
I was nervous for a minute there...
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:02 pm
by Oliver's Army
I'm a big fan of the "hehehehe", myself.
"HAHAHAHA" when needed.
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:04 pm
by Garr
Oliver's Army wrote:I'm a big fan of the monster c*ck, myself.
autofelatio when needed.
Really? You learn something new every day.
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:07 pm
by Oliver's Army
Garr wrote:Oliver's Army wrote:I'm a big fan of the monster c*ck, myself.
autofelatio when needed.
Really? You learn something new every day.
"hehehehehe"
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 10:17 am
by Sankofa
tee hee
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:09 pm
by doubleshot
Proper way to snake in on show being promoted by Anderson:
Yo, Ando, we have midgets, hot ones. All good?
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:10 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
doubleshot wrote:Proper way to snake in on show being promoted by Anderson:
Yo, Ando, we have midgets, hot ones. All good?
YOu bring me hot midgets and you can play at any show I'm promoting.
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 5:19 pm
by Mama Dragon
Cripes, do ALL music MBs involve midget porn at some point?