Guitar Center killed the Dead Sea!
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Why lock it? This is more pun and fun than a serious GC bash thread.
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GC = CGWBOB wrote:GC strings are really made of cat gut!

"brad!
...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic
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...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic
www.bradjonesbass.com
http://groups.myspace.com/northeastindianabassplayers
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Guitar Center is a magical land of pink bunnies, perty flowers, and fairies singing, where you can ride the clouds and eat the rainbows. . .
OMG! Guitar Center stole all my testosterone!!!!!
OMG! Guitar Center stole all my testosterone!!!!!
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guitar center is the complete antithesis of chuck norris.

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Chuck Norris can setup every guitar at GC with one hand tied behind his back...
"brad!
...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic
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...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic
www.bradjonesbass.com
http://groups.myspace.com/northeastindianabassplayers
www.myspace.com/bassjones
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OK, there is now proof that Guitar Center is evil.
the following are anagrams of 'GUITAR CENTER'.
I GET A CURRENT
(clearly they will electrocute you.)
I CREATE GRUNT
(yes, they really do)
AGENT RECRUIT
(it's a global GC conspiracy!)
TRAGIC TENURE
(that's what ex-employees say, at least)
ANTI ERECT RUG
(i will fight to the death to protect erect rugs.)
IT ANGER TRUCE
(who's really responsible for the mideast crisis?)
CIGARETTE RUN
(ahem. GC wants to give you cancer.)
TATER RICE GUN
(now, idaho and china are screwed. GC has a weapon to kill all!)
and the biggest conspiracy.....
the person that STARTED THIS THREAD is responsible for Guitar Center!
CAT REIGN TRUE
-Nostradamus Atherton
the following are anagrams of 'GUITAR CENTER'.
I GET A CURRENT
(clearly they will electrocute you.)
I CREATE GRUNT
(yes, they really do)
AGENT RECRUIT
(it's a global GC conspiracy!)
TRAGIC TENURE
(that's what ex-employees say, at least)
ANTI ERECT RUG
(i will fight to the death to protect erect rugs.)
IT ANGER TRUCE
(who's really responsible for the mideast crisis?)
CIGARETTE RUN
(ahem. GC wants to give you cancer.)
TATER RICE GUN
(now, idaho and china are screwed. GC has a weapon to kill all!)
and the biggest conspiracy.....
the person that STARTED THIS THREAD is responsible for Guitar Center!
CAT REIGN TRUE
-Nostradamus Atherton

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NuZuDu.com
FireFlyGoods.com
ThePeopleBlog.com
StealMyMemes.com
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Guitar center is the reason that Waldo's hiding....YIKES
you think chuck norris can round house kick..
Guitar center is actually Wisconsin (or Wiscansin i shouldsay) for Walker, Texas Ranger.
Chuck norris Didnt get buff from those home gyms... he got it from Guitar Center...
That's where =^-..-^='s testosterone went... who needs 'roids?
you think chuck norris can round house kick..
Guitar center is actually Wisconsin (or Wiscansin i shouldsay) for Walker, Texas Ranger.
Chuck norris Didnt get buff from those home gyms... he got it from Guitar Center...
That's where =^-..-^='s testosterone went... who needs 'roids?
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