Guitar Center killed the Dead Sea!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:12 am

Why lock it? This is more pun and fun than a serious GC bash thread.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:17 am

I would agree, this has been quite entertaining.

kylek · Post by **kylek** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:55 am

gc stole my babies and pawned them to a columbian drug lord.

TWICE!

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:05 am

Guitar Center..... is PEOPLE!!!!

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:10 am

GC strings are really made of cat gut!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:24 am

WBOB wrote:GC strings are really made of cat gut!

GC = CG

kylek · Post by **kylek** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:30 am

GC shot kennedy

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:32 am

GC ate my balls

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:44 am

Guitar Center is a magical land of pink bunnies, perty flowers, and fairies singing, where you can ride the clouds and eat the rainbows. . .

OMG! Guitar Center stole all my testosterone!!!!!

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:54 am

guitar center is the complete antithesis of chuck norris.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:56 am

I knew Chuck had to come into this at some point.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:09 pm

Chuck Norris can setup every guitar at GC with one hand tied behind his back...

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:44 pm

OK, there is now proof that Guitar Center is evil.

the following are anagrams of 'GUITAR CENTER'.

I GET A CURRENT
(clearly they will electrocute you.)

I CREATE GRUNT
(yes, they really do)

AGENT RECRUIT
(it's a global GC conspiracy!)

TRAGIC TENURE
(that's what ex-employees say, at least)

ANTI ERECT RUG
(i will fight to the death to protect erect rugs.)

IT ANGER TRUCE
(who's really responsible for the mideast crisis?)

CIGARETTE RUN
(ahem. GC wants to give you cancer.)

TATER RICE GUN
(now, idaho and china are screwed. GC has a weapon to kill all!)

and the biggest conspiracy.....

the person that STARTED THIS THREAD is responsible for Guitar Center!

CAT REIGN TRUE

-Nostradamus Atherton

SHAWN · Post by **SHAWN** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:55 pm

=^-..-^= wrote:Guitar Center is a magical land of pink bunnies, perty flowers, and fairies singing, where you can ride the clouds and eat the rainbows. . .

OMG! Guitar Center stole all my testosterone!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

kylek · Post by **kylek** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:25 pm

Guitar center is the reason that Waldo's hiding....YIKES

you think chuck norris can round house kick..

Guitar center is actually Wisconsin (or Wiscansin i shouldsay) for Walker, Texas Ranger.

Chuck norris Didnt get buff from those home gyms... he got it from Guitar Center...
That's where =^-..-^='s testosterone went... who needs 'roids?