Incorrect way to ask to be put on a bill:

[jewlee138]

Proper way to snake in on show being promoted by Anderson:

Yo, Ando, we have midgets, hot ones. All good?

YOu bring me hot midgets and you can play at any show I'm promoting.

agreed for me, too.

hot midgets, eh?

ever seen somewhere under the rainbow, btw? fine piece of midget porn.

[songbirdfortwayne]

Gee Ando, and I thought you preferred the way you were approached by a certain fellow at the Deer Park Sessions (after they were all booked and underway of course), you remember - the guy you were later mistaken for (by some obtuse, blind and drunken fool) . . . you remember, it went something like this: "duh, well uh duh, who do I talk about to get my name onto this because, uh duh, I should be a uh part of anything like this"

[pheenbass]

I was told to contact you about a show, all I need to know about is: stage size, what kind of lighting, and PA size, and show date and time. Please get back to me as soon as possible.

You never did get back with me on our time slot

[sharkmansix]

...what bugs me is when I find out that I made a spelling error on a flyer; there's an incorrect way to be put on a bill!