The 2007 PRIOR/WOOD Injury Thread

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:40 am

2/16/07 - Kerry Wood hurts his chest after falling while getting out of a hot tub. ( http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/articl ... p&c_id=chc )

TO BE CONTINUED...

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:02 am

HA! And I had the first Spring Training Game in our pool here at work.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:56 am

remember when sosa hurt his back by sneezing?

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:09 pm

adam atherton wrote:remember when sosa hurt his back by sneezing?

Don't you mean "sneezing" ?

And yes...that was the first thing that popped in my head when I heard the latest about Mr. DL.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:20 pm

The_Dude wrote:
adam atherton wrote:remember when sosa hurt his back by sneezing?
Don't you mean "sneezing" ?

what did i say?

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:32 pm

You said sneezing.

It was actually "sneezing".

I'm saying it was a bullsh*t story. He didn't injure sh*t by sneezing.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:39 pm

aaaahhhh....gotcha.

let us not forget the many victims of sneeze-related injuries every year.

i'm thinking of putting on a benefit show.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:43 pm

Sorry, boss...I'm going home. My testicle just exploded when I sneezed.

See ya Monday!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:15 pm

Position players haven't even reported yet and Cubs fans everywhere are saying... come on now, say it with me... "Well, there's always next year."

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:12 pm

bassjones wrote:Position players haven't even reported yet and Cubs fans everywhere are saying... come on now, say it with me... "Well, there's always next year."

Thank you, Jones. We'll add that one to the list of things we've never heard before!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:09 pm

which makes the punchline all the more poignant...

This early though????