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Post by LowLife »

f-ing great :evil:
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what's with the sperm on his forehead?

is this really a self-portrait?
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

The_Dude wrote:what's with the sperm on his forehead?

is this really a self-portrait?
Have you never looked at a picture of Jesus? It's blood from the crown... remember the Crown of thorns and the fact that they beat the sh*t out of Jesus before crucifying him?
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anderson wrote: b. if you consider that most religions are a hodge podge of other religions they've taken over they kinda resemble "frankenstein" in the end.
ah, now I get where you were going with that. I remove my objection then. Modern christianity is certainly a frankenstein version of what Jesus started... thanks for clarifying. cool drawing.
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Post by The_Dude »

anderson wrote:
The_Dude wrote:what's with the sperm on his forehead?

is this really a self-portrait?
Have you never looked at a picture of Jesus? It's blood from the crown... remember the Crown of thorns and the fact that they beat the sh*t out of Jesus before crucifying him?
Um, duh?

But if you're going to take the time to do proper shading, why wouldn't you shade the blood instead of leaving it like it is to look like someone busted a nut on Frankenjesus' forehead?
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I think it'd be cool to do the blood in red. Black/white pictures with color in highlighted spots are always intriguing to me... Like the little girl in the red dress in Schindler's List.
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

step two:

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Post by Sankofa »

I prefer step one, step two's colors are far too busy for my tastes.
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Sankofa wrote:I prefer step one, step two's colors are far too busy for my tastes.
agree.
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Post by Oliver's Army »

STILL needs freakin' neck bolts.

Also, a bit of backlight highlighting would help difine the outline, especially the hair. It gets lost in the background.

Layer effect > inner glow > white > futz with it until you like it.
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As I said in my PM, I don't care for the black background or the spider web.

And he needs buck teeth.
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

step three... (I promise to add neck bolts.)

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Post by Krieves »

Very cool. Add the neck bolts, and you'll have a winner. :)
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Post by Garr »

Looks great. Does anyone else think the blood color is too bright?
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Post by Oliver's Army »

I dunno.

Look at the large image in Fleeks post compared to his avatar.

Something changed, and the avatar (and all the internet flyers) are waaaaay too dark.
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