MY OWN PRIVATE HADES

doubleshot · Post by **doubleshot** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:02 pm

Ok, so this has kind of come up today. I was just curious, what would YOUR definition of "hell" be?

Mine:

A never-ending Phil Collin's concert (no early Genesis, just Phil).

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:37 pm

Being trapped in a musical where every outfit was made from confederate flags.

zenmandan · Post by **zenmandan** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:51 pm

Stuck in a room where the only thing to drink is TAB, and the only thing on the radio is Frank Yankovic playing Eye of the Tiger.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:19 pm

vegan diner with a bunch of PETA members watching the movie version of Rent.

doubleshot · Post by **doubleshot** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:40 pm

These are funny...and creative. Satan better get busy. Or I guess God better get busy since he created hell, right?

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:45 pm

Locked in a room with Barbara Streisand singing along to "I'm in love with a stripper", a gun, and no bullets.

-alternate-

The BMV on tuesdays.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:51 pm

The BMV anyday,anywhere

corrected!

alternate: Dealing with NIPSCO on the phone.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:22 pm

WBOB wrote:Dealing with NIPSCO on the phone.

I yield.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:48 pm

Locked in a room with Barbara Streisand

fixed

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:51 pm

Spooning a drunken, sweaty Jon Ross in prison while he tells me his secret dreams and hums showtunes.

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:01 pm

As previously stated, I don't believe in hell. Earth is close enough.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:26 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:Spooning a drunken, sweaty Jon Ross in prison while he tells me his secret dreams and hums showtunes.

Its not really that bad, seriously.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:48 pm

Wednesday night 'According to Jim' Marathon!

Followed by back to back 'My Wife & Kids,' then 'Dancing With the Stars' highlight show, topped off with Supernanny Season 1 DVD.

I could never endure that torture

(again)

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:02 pm

Probably lame compared to the others...but I'll give it a shot.

Stuck on a ten hour plane ride in cramped coach seat in between a snooty rich b*tch and "summer blossom" (a hippy chick form the 1960's who forgot that 60's ended approximately 35 years ago). Oh, and both have bladder control problems....and never-ending stories about how they got f*cked over by their husbands.

/sat next to "summer blossom" on my last flight from DEN to IND
//sat next to snooty b*tch a couple of years ago from ORD to FWA
///ten hours in a plane with them and I'd start rooting for the terrorists

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:59 am

hell for me, eh. . .

being overrun by a mob of 5'8", 125 pound, 36-C, women with pale skin and delightful freckles who are practically raping me and then looking ahead and seeing a sign that blared "FREE VD CLINIC"

. . .or something like that