What kind of kitten are you?

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George Bush is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny and says, "What's in the box kid?"

Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

George Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," says Little Johnny.

"Oh that's cute," he says and he goes on his way.

A couple of days later George Bush is running with his buddy d*ck Cheney and he spies Little Johnny with his box just ahead.

George Bush says to d*ck, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to Little Johnny.

George Bush says, "Look in the box d*ck, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend d*ck what kind of kittens they are."

Little Johnny replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!" George Bush says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," Little Johnny explains, "Their eyes are open now."

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A joke where no cats are harmed. . . .I like that




Why aren't there any Communists on Star Trek?


Because Communism doesn't work in the future, either. . . . .