Lets try something...

Grindspine · Post by **Grindspine** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:06 pm

^ Has accesses to emo trend resources on the 'net.

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:55 pm

Has access to the net (obviously).

-37.

JEDIGLIDE · Post by **JEDIGLIDE** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:37 pm

About to get murdered in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.

Give,
JediGlide
Glide Productions

rezin · Post by **rezin** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:56 am

jus mentioned one of the greatest games ever created, haha...other than the drunken cactus...

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:59 am

STILL has the coolest name in the world.

rezin · Post by **rezin** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:05 am

is talkin to me on AOHELL

rdhotjillypepper · Post by **rdhotjillypepper** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:18 am

Knows that AOL sucks balls.

sope · Post by **sope** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:46 am

is an AOL subscriber

rezin · Post by **rezin** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:45 am

used to be an aol subscriber...

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:33 am

Is a member of the 260 crew.

-37.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:38 am

won't shut up about wings and is making me hungry (i just ate)

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:44 am

Is up bright and early this morning.

-37.

P.S. WIIIIIINNNNNGGGSSS!

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:21 am

will understand after reading the following:

"The latest Hollywood movie to give comic books a bad name, Elektra stars Jennifer Garner as a superheroine who dons fetish-wear the color of blood before laying waste to every man in sight."

"Scantily clad action heroine with a sexy-tough pout? Check. Supernatural bad-guy gang of tattooed, Goth-punk clowns? Check.... A half-hearted, prefabricated effort."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE

"Though the attempt is moody and earnest, I can't say that it's smart or memorable."
-- Peter Canavese, GROUCHO REVIEWS

"The fight sequences are hot."
-- Tim Cogshell, BOXOFFICE MAGAZINE

"Garner has no trouble looking sexy, and teen boys should enjoy Elektra's many gratuitous costume changes, but she's hopelessly unconvincing in this icy role."
-- Peter Debruge, MIAMI HERALD

"While Elektra doesn't reinvent the genre, it's like 'Smallville' compared to Richard Donner's Superman."
-- Edward Douglas, COMINGSOON.NET

"She may have returned from the dead but this Elektra has little life in it."
-- Michael Elliott, MOVIE PARABLES

"No matter how many times I hear about the actress’ arresting good looks, I just can’t get past the fact that she always comes across as slightly mannish."
-- Todd Gilchrist, FILMSTEW.COM

"Feels like we're peeking in on a twisted superhero's draggy therapy sessions."
-- Chris Hewitt, ST. PAUL PIONEER PRESS

"There's a tired, by-the-numbers feel to Elektra."
-- Timothy Knight, REEL.COM

"...a bit like ordering egg rolls at McDonald's."
-- Josh Larsen, SUN PUBLICATIONS (CHICAGO, IL)

"Nothing says action film like a bad guy monologuing for five minutes. Has Bowman ever heard of 3 point lighting? Elektra is a failure on almost every conceivable level."
-- Michelle Alexandria, ECLIPSE MAGAZINE

"A poorly written collection of comic-book movie cliches that offers nothing new to the genre, generates very little in the way of action thrills and plays like a self-important, humorless rip-off of Kill Bill."
-- William Arnold, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER

"Ho-hum actioner that's rife with cliches."
-- Jeanne Aufmuth, PALO ALTO WEEKLY

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:07 am

Will get this reference:

*Ring*
Person1: "Hello?"
Person2: "Hey man I just wanted to let you know we're on our way..."
Person1: "Joan of Arcadia man! Joan of ARCADIAAAA!!!"
*Click*
Person2: Haha...that guy's nuts.

-37.

sope · Post by **sope** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:45 pm

needs to get off his ass and work on that full-length!