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Post by Al Quandt »

bwohlgemuth wrote:To my beloved children,

Yes, that's all you get for Christmas. And if it was up to me, you would get much much much less. Stop yer bitching and be thankful for what you have.

Dad
Seconded, but with my g/f's kid.

"thats all????"

Yes thats all. Get a job your almost 5 years old!
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Post by The_Dude »

Dear Mom,

Is it too late for an abortion?

Signed,
Your 29 Year Old Son
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Post by bassjones »

Dear Colin,

SHUT THE F#$% UP! Hail to the Victors!
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Post by poopstains »

Dear f**k heads that pull out in front me when their is no one behind me.

f**k you, don't do it or make some attempt to speed up. Also don't give me dirty looks like I'm the butthead when I ride your ass.
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Post by sevesd93 »

poopstains wrote:Dear f**k heads that pull out in front me when their is no one behind me.

f**k you, don't do it or make some attempt to speed up. Also don't give me dirty looks like I'm the butthead when I ride your ass.


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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

Dear F u c k tard Realtors,

If you're going to take pictures for the news paper to include in your ad, please follow these simple rules.

1. Turn the date stamp off. If you can't figure out how to turn the date stamp off, please for the love of God take the picture with the date stamp in a location that can be cropped out or easily cloned off the picture. An example of inappropriate placement would be ON TOP OF THE FRIGGIN HOUSE!

2. Please have your size and resolution set properly. Why on earth would your camera be set to take a picture with a resolution of 3 and the width of 215+ inches.

If you can't follow these simple rules please hire a professional photographer, or kindly slit your throat.

Sincerely,
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Post by o[x_x]o »

dear sevesd93,

you have the silliest icon ever.

its so butt rock.
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o[x_x]o wrote:dear sevesd93,

you have the silliest icon ever.

its so butt rock.
Thank you. :wink:
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

Dear Whoever wants to take me out for sushi on my birthday,

Thank you in advance, you will be my favorite person and I will pay your cover into my birthday party.

Ando
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Post by Qeloton »

Dear Root Canal,

Thanks for the Hydrocodone.

Cheers.
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

dear Qeloton,

thanks for sharing with us.

you're forking up the rotation.

ando
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Post by bassjones »

dear Ando,

You're charging a cover for your birthday party? Douche. ;)
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

bassjones wrote:dear Ando,

You're charging a cover for your birthday party? Douche. ;)
Dear Brad,

It's at MidCity... whattaya think? I was being ironical.

Ando

PS - I haven't charged a cover since my first Birthday Hoe-Down at Legends. And that's only because that's the only way to pay bands there.
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OhSoHumorous.com
TopDailyMemes.com
RandomDailyMemes.com
BestDailyMemes.com
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Kwalis.com
SoHumorous.com
FailUniversity.com
FaceFullOf.com
NuZuDu.com
FireFlyGoods.com
ThePeopleBlog.com
StealMyMemes.com
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Post by bassjones »

Dear Ando

winky, wink = I knew you were
"brad!
...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic

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Post by deek »

Dear Frito Lay,

Enough is enough. I don't need 40 different flavors of Doritos, let alone "secret experimental" or "2 flavors in 1 bag". I am not interested in extreme flavors or special limited ones either. You should have stuck to just Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. Hell, half the time I can't even tell what flavor I am eating anyways!
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