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Literally?

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:12 pm
by bassjones
In my attempt to keep up with Garr... My biggest annoyance... People who use literally when they mean figuratively.

i.e.
I literally flew across the room
I literally died when...
She literally weighed 1500 pounds

you get the idea.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:16 pm
by sevesd93
What about:

I farted and literally shat my pants.

Re: Literally?

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:20 pm
by Sankofa
bassjones wrote:In my attempt to keep up with Garr... My biggest annoyance... People who use literally when they mean figuratively.

i.e.
Icarus wrote:I literally flew across the room
Lazarus wrote:I literally died when

you get the idea.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:21 pm
by Sankofa
sevesd93 wrote:What about:
Philip Seymour Hoffman wrote:I sharted.

Re: Literally?

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:21 pm
by cwallace
bassjones wrote: She literally weighed 1500 pounds
This one MIGHT be true in some cases...depends on how much you drank...;)

Chris

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:26 pm
by Jambrea
You can try to keep up with him, but EVERYTHING annoys him!! :mrgreen:

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:36 pm
by Oliver's Army
Jambrea wrote:You can try to keep up with him, but EVERYTHING annoys him!! :mrgreen:
Literally.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:47 pm
by Garr
Oh man. . .don't get me started on this one. There is this moron (legally diagnosed as such) who works as a janitor in my building. The guy constantly uses literally in instances where something could not have been construed as figuratively. This is just as bad, if not worse.

He doesn't get it, but I always say to him, "What? As opposed to figuratively?"

He's completely lost. The guy is the most functional retard I have ever met. Insane. Anyhow. . .thanks for adding this one.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:53 pm
by WBOB
Would that be .....ir-regardless #-o

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:54 pm
by Oliver's Army
WBOB wrote:Would that be .....ir-regardless #-o
That's a whole nuther thing.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:38 pm
by Haggard
A guy I worked with used to always say "It's nothing out of the unordinary"... what the hell does that mean?

makes me want to drop a nucular bomb on dat ass.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:51 pm
by Aero
Haggard wrote:A guy I worked with used to always say "It's nothing out of the unordinary"... what the hell does that mean?

makes me want to drop a nucular bomb on dat ass.
It simply means that "it" is out of something ordinary. For example, Michael Jackson sharing his bed with a child is something that is nothing out of the unordinary. :lol:

Re: Literally?

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:54 pm
by Jeff
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Re: Literally?

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:56 pm
by Oliver's Army
Jeff wrote:[At the risk of getting banned from FWM.com for hostile postings...
Your post was not hostile.

Sarcastic maybe...

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:58 pm
by cwallace
BAN HIM!!!! lol...virtually anyway...

Chris