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The Prophet Speaks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:01 pm
by Dagwood Lee
I feel better knowing Pat's got that direct line to God opened up again.
http://www.comcast.net/news/national/in ... _robertson
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:32 pm
by WBOB
just great
,... looks like like I'll have to
hoard more TP again.
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:35 pm
by Oliver's Army
WBOB wrote:just great
,... looks like like I'll have to
hoard more TP again.
crapocolyptic.
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:13 pm
by bassjones
A special thank you to Pat for making christians look like a bunch of asses. SHUT UP AND GO AWAY PLEASE!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:38 pm
by bwohlgemuth
Where's "Fundamentally Oral Bill" when we need him....
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:03 pm
by Morphine Child
That's funny stuff. But why can't god tell him to shut the hell up?
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:31 pm
by bassjones
I think someone should remind him that the Biblical standard for prophets is getting it 100% right, and if you miss even one, you are labeled a "false prophet" and you get stoned to death.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:05 am
by Hutnick
I've never been stoned to death, but God knows I've tried...
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:40 am
by Oliver's Army
Hutnick wrote:I've never been stoned to death, but God knows I've tried...
yep.. I have been a false prophet off and on for 20 years or so.
"Bonger McFattie and the Stoned False Prophets"