What I've learned in the past 29 years...

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What I've learned in the past 29 years...

Post by The_Dude »

- Fat dudes and wicker furniture do not mix well.

- When pooping in the woods, you should squat or you'll leave a treat in your pants.

- 1 medium Coke and a Large fry from McDonalds will cure even the worst of hangovers.

- Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

- Wine sucks. Even "good" wine sucks. But it's a fun drunk...bad hangover, though.

- Bon Jovi sucks.

- Though you may not think you're a trendy person, sometimes you're a trendy person just because you try so hard to *not* be trendy.

- I don't have to know every last detail about a band/artist/movie/etc to enjoy it.

- Pee'ing in the snow is *never* not fun.

- I hate snow.

- Basketball bores me and I refuse to watch it unless I've got money riding on it (ie: March Madness)

- Showers make you want to pee.

- Pee'ing on an electric fence is *not* a good idea.

- Very few things can compete with live music from bands I enjoy.

- I'm laaaaaaaaaaaazy.

- I like ham.

- Powdered coffee creamer SUCKS.

- It's easier to bend down and pick something up than it is to try using your toes to get a monkey grip on it.

To Be Continued...
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Post by traumaqueen »

my toes are amazing and i can get a good "monkey grip" on anything.
i win.
love,
bean
p.s.- see you tonight for the large celebration....
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traumaqueen wrote:p.s.- see you tonight for the large celebration....
Chill with the fat jokes, Bean! Damn!
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when I was young and had no sense
I took a piss on an electrice fence

It curled my hair and tickled my balls
And made me sh*t in my overalls
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The_Dude wrote:-
- I don't have to know every last detail about a band/artist/movie/etc to enjoy it.

Hmmmm....I wonder who (what) this was directed towards.

Nevermind...I know.

At least we didn't ignore your post.
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f**k you Fleek, Bon Jovi Rocks...
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Post by HillgrassBluebillyFTW »

Oliver's Army wrote:
The_Dude wrote:-
- I don't have to know every last detail about a band/artist/movie/etc to enjoy it.

Hmmmm....I wonder who (what) this was directed towards.

Nevermind...I know.

At least we didn't ignore your post.
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Re: What I've learned in the past 29 years...

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Oliver's Army wrote:
The_Dude wrote:-
- I don't have to know every last detail about a band/artist/movie/etc to enjoy it.

Hmmmm....I wonder who (what) this was directed towards.

Nevermind...I know.

At least we didn't ignore your post.
No one in particular, really. It's a general statement.
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Post by adam atherton »

traumaqueen wrote:my toes are amazing and i can get a good "monkey grip" on anything.
nope, *almost* anything.
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The_Dude wrote: - I like ham.
You may be able to fix that by clicking here.
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what.......the......fudge....
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Bjart Sod wrote:
The_Dude wrote: - I like ham.
You may be able to fix that by clicking here.
Holy sh!t! That was disturbing.
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Hutnick wrote:
Bjart Sod wrote:
The_Dude wrote: - I like ham.
You may be able to fix that by clicking here.
Holy sh!t! That was disturbing.
Yeah, i feel violated...
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wow, somebody needs to lay off the shrooms.
"brad!
...your tunes and your playing sound really great... all the best to you and god bless-
adam nitti" www.myspace.com/adamnittimusic

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