Couples Halloween Costumes

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:44 pm

Alright, so I want to do something funny for Halloween this year. Last year I went as a Mexican and my wife was a border patrol agent. It was mildly offensive, but no one seemed to mind.

This year I want to push things a little further. I have proposed that my wife dress as a little boy and I dress as a child molester. You know, with the big mustache and tight 70's clothes, maybe a t-shirt that says "Chris Hanson is my homeboy". Then I could fondle her all night and try to lure people back to my van with candy.

Anyway, my idea for this year has been completely shot down by my wife and I can't seem to come up with anything else good.

Anyone have any good couples costume idea's?

(By the way, if anyone wants to use my idea, feel free.)

poopstains · Post by **poopstains** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:13 pm

sevesd93 wrote: I have proposed that my wife dress as a little boy and I dress as a child molester. You know, with the big mustache and tight 70's clothes, maybe a t-shirt that says "Chris Hanson is my homeboy". Then I could fondle her all night and try to lure people back to my van with candy.

Anyway, my idea for this year has been completely shot down by my wife and I can't seem to come up with anything else good.

Anyone have any good couples costume idea's?

(By the way, if anyone wants to use my idea, feel free.)

I think that one goes from funny and topical to just odd and depressing.

Me and my wife are going as Dog the Bounty Hunter, and his wife Beth.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:13 am

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:54 am

Al Gore & Globey

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:10 am

Fleek and Anderson.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:08 pm

G Fresh wrote:Fleek and Anderson's mom.

fixed

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:05 pm

Keith Richards and Pill Bottle

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:30 pm

John Crawford and a cigar.

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:21 pm

A few years ago I went as a priest, and had my girlfriend be an altar boy. That's about the same as your original, but might fly with the missus.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:01 pm

MrSpall wrote:A few years ago I went as a priest, and had my girlfriend be an altar boy. That's about the same as your original, but might fly with the missus.

Yeah, I like that one too, but I just don't think she wants to dress as a boy.

I think I have come up with a good alternative.

Skanky Lesbian Couple...

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:32 pm

sevesd93 wrote:
MrSpall wrote:A few years ago I went as a priest, and had my girlfriend be an altar boy. That's about the same as your original, but might fly with the missus.
Yeah, I like that one too, but I just don't think she wants to dress as a boy.

I think I have come up with a good alternative.

Skanky Lesbian Couple...

Nice.

Wal-Mart brand lesbians? One of you can grow a mullet and wear a flannel shirt. The other needs to be unhealthily thin with poor self esteem and preferably herpes. Awesomeness.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:41 pm

Skanky Meth-Addicted Lesbians would be ideal.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:01 pm

The_Dude wrote:Skanky Meth-Addicted Lesbians would be ideal.

Aaaaaand we've come full circle *back* to Ando's mom.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:52 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Skanky Meth-Addicted Lesbians would be ideal.
Aaaaaand we've come full circle *back* to Ando's mom.

OMG! LMFAO!

How about John Crawford in a Nazi suit and a cigarette smoking jew???

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:55 pm

bassjones wrote:
Oliver's Army wrote:
The_Dude wrote:Skanky Meth-Addicted Lesbians would be ideal.
Aaaaaand we've come full circle *back* to Ando's mom.
OMG! LMFAO!

How about John Crawford in a Nazi suit and a cigarette smoking jew???

When I read I first read that, I swore it said John Crawford in a Nazi suite smoking a jew...

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